Aftershave - USA

Up great aunt and uncles. Bored! Wanna go lakeside see if I can get some abercrombie and fitch aftershave please! (Plen****)

Grandma came over and gave me an easter bunny, plus a bottle of Old Spice aftershave that's been sitting in the cupboard since about 1970 (Charli*****)

Best quote ever- on using mens aftershave on sensitive girl parts after 'grooming' (1/2) (Volatil******)

Sotd: merkur hd/ shark chrome blade, trader joe's honey mango brushless shaving cream, the shave den bourbon vanilla aftershave. (TheTrace*******)

Spoke too soon. Lady Sarah Pencil Farthing Vivian Streamroller Adams Pie Biscuit Aftershave Gore Stringbottom Smith is far better. (Benmy*****)

Let go, for a drink tonight. I got my Paco Rabanne aftershave on (Slallur*******)

Urr some guy has just got on the train and he stinks. Cheap aftershave and ale not a good mix ur (Chels****)

Attention couples! Be aware; certain combinations of perfume and aftershave result in the smell of gin and tonic. (Bowlon******)

Once upon a time paco rabanne 1million was the best aftershave ever till the whole world clocked on a brought it (Mr_Joh******)

Does high school smell like cheap aftershave, or does cheap aftershave smell like high school? (Port***)

What the hell?? Why does my aftershave have hydrogenated oil in it? Can you absorb trans-fatty acids transdermally? (Direc*****)

On the lookout for a new aftershave, quite like Paco Rabanne's Black XS. (Ivan_****)

That Nick Clegg must have some pretty powerful aftershave it's the Liberal Lynx effect. (Therea******)

On my way to town now to meet my friend Paul, also need to get injections for Thailand and aftershave! (JackH*****)

Haha! If I ever had an aftershave range I would call it "Le Pew". I can even visualise the black and white TV ads for it. (DarkBun******)

You know what's a horrible combination? Farts and aftershave. (The_G****)

Tell me branding doesn't work. I used shaving cream, aftershave, body wash and deod. all by gillette w/out realizing it till now. (Mikek****)

After days of serious political debate I have come to a calculated decision that my favourite aftershave is picked onion monster munch (Adsa***)

This dude just walked by and I smelt his aftershave simmer in the air afterwards but it didn't choke me it was just perfect (BLACKBA******)

Shaving_Beard = Cuts + Bleading & a little aftershave on ur cut makes u bounce like a rubber ball :-D (Anoop_*****)

Unexpectedly smelling aftershave/perfume that makes you think of someone. (Miati*****)

Sweet, thanks. Hope you have a relaxing weekend lined up. Somehow, you spring to mind when I think of aftershave now! (Sarina******)

Thinks the only mandate any politician has this morning is the aftershave. (Thinctan*******)

Mandate - that used to be a top aftershave when i were a lad. ladykiller stuff. (Mk1***)

Doctor with anti-eyebrow piercing - hot. Could do with less aftershave though (Thejac******)

Imagine I just got out the shower, grabbed the deodorant and sprayed my neck like it was aftershave. All up in my face! (DanFu****)

Morning(: showered quite quick. need to dry, straighten my hair. then teeth, aftershave, shoes, out the door (Saandys******)

This is overpowered by the smell of boys deodorant and a mens aftershave type smell :l (Swaysway*******)

Mr. Sandman smells of cheap aftershave and his nails are ragged from nervous chewing upon. (Psychom*******)

Can't figure out whether a guy at work keeps forgetting to wipe his bum or if that's his aftershave. (Avu***)

When I slap aftershave on my balls it feels like I gave them some winterfresh. (Frankth*******)

Is it just me or is guys aftershave stronger that girls perfume? (Natali******)

I think it's his aftershave. I'm told he uses one with added pheremones. (Ratba****)

The guy infront of me on the bus smells so good, aftershave i think but a bit to strong. i wanna eat it (Emilyi******)

Absolutely gorgeous! I meant to ask him what aftershave he uses, me & Nicki thought it was heavenly, do you know what it is? (Strict*****)

Sneezing from teenage boys and their excessively applied aftershave. Yuck! (Cate_La******)

Baby-Q and I spent the day on the couch eating chocolate and smelling the most beautiful aftershave in the world, reminds me of the man :) (Lindsay*******)

I can smell a lovely aftershave in my lounge. a hint of things to come or was i burgled while out voting? (Miserab*******)

Actually i knew an alcoholic at university who used to drink cheap aftershave. he was alive when i left. i think (Cyberte******)

Lovely shower. now in the house with Erin watchin Garfield in hoody which he must have showered in aftershave in ;D (Ciar****)

It is: two birds, one stone. Not sure what BNP voters made of the African guy hawking aftershave though. (Ged***)

Word to the wise, never buy aftershave from the Internet if you never smelled them. I smell like a horrible history scratch n sniff book (Daaan****)

My aftershave?? Lol it was old school issey miyake been a while jst wore it aftr had a shave u know I'm still on lacoste challnge (ILevyJ*****)

I am SOO loving my new Hermes aftershave. I think it will be my new 'mature' signature smell. Obvs keeping the Jean Paul Gaultier though! (Thevery******)

Check out royal copenhagen musk by royal copenhagen for men. aftershave lotion 4 ounces (Perfume*******)

SOTD: Merkur HD/Shark Chrome blade, Simpson Special brush, Speick shaving cream and Arbonne Sky for Men aftershave balm. (TheTrace*******)

In St Tropez today, this place is sick, even the cars wear aftershave (TheWatf*******)

Sotd: merkur hd/crystal ip blade, shavemac d01 brush, prairie creations cedar shaving soap, and ogallala bay rum aftershave. (TheTrace*******)

Today's shave: Merkur HD with Feather blade, Spieck stick shaving soap, Spieck aftershave, Penhaligon Douro. Summer! (Halest******)

Sotd: merkur hd/7 o'clock yellow blade, shavemac d01 brush, speick shaving cream and speick aftershave splash. speick! sehr gut! (TheTrace*******)

I love the smell of men's aftershave. esp 212 men by carolina herrera :) (Sabrina******)

My favourite aftershave :( its his birthday, lol, so i'm not being totally mean. but yeah :( my most favourite & special one (Dbla***)

Oh, never said what I bought. Got shoes, trousers, a few tops, a tasty aftershave from Molton Brown - nothing too exciting.. (Sam_bu*****)

Findings: axe aftershave has no or a very little alcohol content and its not at all inflammable.. (Idle****)

SOTD: Merkur 11c/Derby blade, Rooney 3/1 brush, Mama Bear's Rosemary Mint shaving soap, Ogallala Bay Rum aftershave and Cologne. (TheTrace*******)

Definitely move on from joop, it's nice but it's not a MAN's aftershave ;-) (Mila****)

I just used aftershave gel on mine - it peeled the paintwork but did the job :/ (Spec****)

Ha ha I was aftershave shopping today and sprayed on a few! Joop and Paul Smith! I smell lovely lol That's all no men involved. X (Tes***)

Dis Hugo boss aftershave dat my girl got me is actually quite impressive! it's up der in my favourites ryt afta joop n Jean Paul galtier (TJSt***)

Ok the story is. I have Paul Smith aftershave sprayed on 1 wrist + Joop on the other. If any of u wear either of these I will date you! FACT (Tes***)