60 External CommentsWhat time does Tortoise sleep i wonder. or perhaps i am distracting them with my table lamp. hahaa (Gene****)
Held a trianchalla, scopian, millipede, stick insect, toad, tree frog, iguanna, chinchilla, 3 snakes, tortoise, sandlizard, lizandsnake! wow (Cloe_B*****)
I've thought about it and the band needs a pet. Not just any pet. An EXOTIC pet. I'm torn between a tortoise, tree frog or a praying mantis. (Quadro*****)
Nothing like a trip back to tortoise-speed dial up days when you try browsing on the phone while sitting on the toilet. (Natha****)
Huge supply shipment today; Hamster balls, ZooMed Grassland Tortoise Food, and ZooMed's Terrarium Waterfall kit, to name a few (Critte******)
Felt like I was in Mario cart driving to work this morn. Got stuck b/w a bus, a snow plow, a truck + an elderly lady. No tortoise shells. (Jos***)
Thinking how insane it is that students will refer to such financial phraseology as 'green shoots' & 'tortoise rallies' in their text books (Alpha*****)
If weekends were animals this one would be a giant tortoise. A near tropical creature that is taking forever to get here!! (Anika****)
OH says i can have a tortoise. just not yet. last time i was going to get a tortoise i ended up with an eternity ring. :0/ (SarahC******)
Removing a lane on the Eisenhower for construction is like removing a leg from a tortoise (Vima****)
I think it's from the story about the tortoise and the hare. where the tortoise won even though the hare was faster (Mattl*****)
I wanted tortoise shell type ones. Didn't win. Apparently doesn't go with my hair. Plan: dye hair (light) brown. (Hmatthe******)
Fellas. If your toe nails look like ashy baby tortoise shells--tuck your pride and get a pedicure. (Brothafr*******)
Well i just got bored and ended up making a block tortoise in 3ds, note to self try not to get bored again (Kooc***)
Do you know the story of the tortoise and the bunny? I'm sure you do. I don't want to be like that bunny LOL (Maric****)
The good news we got a little boy cat the bad news he poops in the tortoise cage (Crystalx*******)
Just got back from a 3.5mi hike around the 'hood (average speed: tortoise), where I finally used Pandora & the headphone jack on the Droid. (Throwi******)
Haha yeah right! your hanging with the giant tortoise in regents park i bet. pick us up some modern art pieces at tate (Kevs***)
Sexual assault that was Pyramid Head (who himself only seemed capable of moving at a speed somewhere between that of a land tortoise. (Hext****)
Haha what guitar you got in mind (bass or guitar?) No matter what kinda strat I get it has to be white + tortoise shell pickguard (Brenda*****)
Alright, I'll round the donkeys and prepare the leather tortoise harness. Oh, you meant the usual stuff going ON. My bad. (Aha***)
Asked my 5 year old, suggests Max or Hector after pal's late tortoise. (But there is no fate but your own fate) (Beyond******)
Why is my computer running so slowly? Is it conserving it's energy for a final burst at the end? tortoise v hare this. time. its. personal (Asci****)
Touch and stroked a tortoise today. I named him T-Rex. I also witnessed tortoise sex. It was. Interesting. (Bibi****)
Molly The Tortoise is slowly regaining consciousness. She's under her heat lamp, eyes closed but head stretched way out. Welcome back, Moll. (Maryva*****)
I am waiting for the david attenborough special on tortoise rape: the taboo of the natural world. (Kateywa*******)
I am certain I just watched a tortoise yawn. Long, deliberate, luxurious. (RisksR******)
Amazing, truly it is a Holy Tortoise. Your faithless "Currently missing, or possibly "on pilgrimage"" needs an update! (Wanstea*******)
At least you have that emergency sideways-rolling device on the back, so you won't end up like a helpless inverted tortoise! (Goth***)
I decided to go in hospital went I got stuck in my empty bathtub like a tortoise on her back// Laughing of it right now :) (Per***)
Just found tortoise upside down in water bowl. Guess wanted to clean shell? Silly animal. :p (Eddie****)
Sometimes i feel these celebrities r stupid& timid! they make comments but withdraw like tortoise when challenged! (Ukk***)
It is only the tortoise that moves and carries its shell about, which it calls its house. (Fem***)
Thanks for clearing that up. i dont fancy a reputation as a tortoise rapist. (Kateywa*******)
If you've been affected by any of the issues in my last two , call the Tortoise Rape confidential helpline on 0800-SHELP (AndrewS******)
You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look. (MetalZo*******)
I am now hoping for another tortoise related incident so i feel better about not doing any work.. does this make me a bad person? (Kateywa*******)
After all the tortoise rape excitement they have gone back to resembling rocks. and not interesting rocks. (Kateywa*******)
I want a postcard of the tortoises- especially Henry "No Name" Tortoise. :D (Kittenyp*******)
Who ask you to pack so slow, tortoise! Anyway i went for lunch with people aftermath (Shery****)
The turtle will be known as the War Tortoise, and I will have it. (Bbrath*****)
Pretty sure I could write headlines like that. Let's try one: "Rocket-fueled tortoise escapes trans-dimensional apricot crumble." (Nickgi*****)
This traffic is ridiculous on Jan Smuts Drive - a tortoise just ran past my car (Amabo*****)
As a kid whenever I came across Porpoise while reading, I used to think that it was Tortoise spelled wrong.! (IMur***)
You are using the tortoise paradigm when it does its one shotter right? or are you still super specializing? (Punge****)
Rabbit and the hare? ROFL. shows you how sleepy I was :P I meant "the tortoise and the hare" ofcourse. (Reet***)
Looking at tortoise housing, sales on heat emitters & UVB bulbs (PERIGEE******)
Mw2 is slower than a tortoise on my pc, and my pc isn't a dinosaur. core 2 quad 2.5ghz, 2gb ddr2 ram, ati hd 5770. (Mighty******)
WelcomeToNigeria where the Tortoise has star status in folklore. (MrSaw****)
Heck, my internet speed is as slow as a tortoise. I've like all my shows lined up n primed for dl n it is going so slow! (AidanL*****)
Nowplaying: Toxic Avenger - Escape (The Bloody Beetroots Mix) to celebrate a good study sesh. Now for some Tortoise Meat (JohnWil*******)
Before I take Mom's poodle that looks llike a sheep dog, to the beauty parlor, I listed these great shoes made in Spain. Like tortoise shell. (Vintage******)
Chanel eyewear 2010 = dope. denim wayfarers, metal filigree, embellished temple, wood grain mix, tortoise shell comb. (MsCSd*****)
It just dawned on me, she's a "diluted tortoise shell". welcome to crazy town. tortoise shell's are notoriously nuts. i know (Confused*******)
The hubby just gave me a pair of rayban tortoise shell wayfarers! So awesome (Lady_****)
I've sat outside all day revising, and I've got so brown, it's awesome! Wearing my tortoise shell sunglasses, looking like an absolute G! (Hugh_w******)
My kitties are a tortoise shell, tabby mix, but their faces are a tad siamese my mum always said. they talk alot like siamese XD (Meim****)
Bout to order some classic black wayfarers&tortoise shell. yes ocshades. com is the best (Kay***)
Mitch McConnell opposed HCR because his hard tortoise shell protects him from any threat to his health. (Marknadr*******)
Anyone know where I can find some tortoise shell algae from 's Neptune collection? (Jessica*******)
