Sword - USA

MOD Cuts - It would seem that the pen-pusher is mightier than the sword-carrier! Cull the pen-pushers rather than those in uniform. (Baron_of*******)

Middle Eastern supermarkets, the only place you can buy milk. bread. luggage. swank magazine. a bong. a kit kat, a taser and a katana sword. (2Pedr*****)

I should also note that I did things not on my to-do list today, including fixing a door lock with a plastic cocktail sword. I rule. (Chebu*****)

Natalie is no longer allowed to give head. dudes don't like the sword fighting with her chin (ChinaC******)

In addition to the toaster oven, Crock-Pot and electric kettle already in residence, there is now a sword in my car. (KatieEL******)

Nd I gotta finish prototype. prince of persia. nd heavenly sword. lol I dont play heavenly sword XD (Dino***)

Just watched a guy literally cut an airgun bullet out of the air with a samurai sword. My mind is blown. (Darren******)

I wish I would have realized earlier that today was Akira Kurosawa's 100th Birthday. A perfect excuse carry a Samurai Sword! (Jahson*****)

I found a samurai sword. I think it's a tourist one, but still, I bet someone could disembowel themself with it. (C_W***)

I have decided that I want a samurai sword hanging behind my desk - just in case things get out of hand! (Jpuo****)

Sharp like an edge of a samurai sword the mental blade cut through flesh and bone though my mind's + (Ravib*****)

SHUN is our hot new knife brand. Made in Seki, Japan where samurai sword making began these knives are perfectly balanced and super sharp. (Cucinam******)

By far the most difficult thing I have to do in this job! Can they just ask me to breathe fire? Or swallow a samurai sword? (Stringe******)

Just Played 'Gunz : The Duel' It's got really bad graphics but is fun when your killin' with a Samurai Sword. Can't Wait for Halo :) (IEma***)

Today marks the 100th anniversary of Akira Kurosawa's birth, which might explain why my kids chose to watch 'Scooby Doo & the Samurai Sword' (Saeedm*****)

I love Kill Bill, it's awesome. But I have a question; how do you get through customs with a samurai sword?! seriously.? (Himyname*******)

This construction meeting sux cat sack. looking at paint samples. someone give me a samurai sword (Cocolic******)

In honour of Kurosawa's birthday, I will slice all clients I meet in half with a samurai sword. Its what he would have wanted! (Alxal****)

Feels like some Asian guy took a samurai sword and stabbed me in the heart. (C_sant******)

To honor Akira Kurosawa's "100th birthday" I will be spending the day running around with in a nappy with a samurai sword. (Devo****)

I'll be handling a samurai sword for most of the day so. dial 9-1 and then when I tell you dial 1 again. (Circle******)

Might put my ninja gear on and sneak around the resourt . green Kawasaki. Samurai sword slice. swoosh. (MR_SPA******)

I'm mad some dude in my school deadass has his umbrella in a samurai sword case (Angel*****)

Some guy just sat a table down from me in the FIU library. Carrying a Samurai sword. (Henrysa******)

Wait how was uma thurman getting on airplanes with this big samurai sword? (J_Bil****)

ListenBitch you get outta line one mo time on dis internet and imma be jumpin out ya bushes wit a samurai sword! HIYA! (Slim****)

InSchool I got a felony for bringing a samurai sword to school lol.. (GDJRa*****)

Lol man my lip feels like somebody went at it with a samurai sword (MegaMa*****)

Bout to cut a Cornette-like promo on my boss and shove a samurai sword up his pompous Asian ass. (SABOTAGE*******)

She left no note with the slashed bodies, nothing. She took the killing weapon, a finely made and quite sharp Tokugawa-era samurai sword. (Kyotos******)

My husband's watching a show about beans. If not for looking forward to fun stuff soon, I'd want to throw myself onto a samurai sword. (Sandy****)

Awesome! Hattori Hanzo has agreed to make me a samurai sword. He's sympathetic to my aim! (Milto*****)

She held the Swiffer like a samurai sword and said "The cleaning will now commence". I'd rather be doing something else, but ya know. (Happyt*****)

I just lost a bid on ebay for a samurai sword. I'm sorta pissed, right now. (Whon***)

Don't own a cane so I'm using my Samurai sword to get around. hope to heal soon (_CA***)

A friend just reminded me of this little pickup I used to have & the samurai sword I had in the back seat- it was great to have camping! (Ihate*****)

After watching Kill Bill i've decided i have to watch it all! Samurai sword fights in the snow to jazz funk! Quentin Tarantino rules :D (Ukule*****)

Watching Kill Bill, great film but my gripe is, they stress at Asians in customs, but that woman can walk into a plane with a samurai sword? (Swamib******)

Lincoln's Second Inaugural Address Pt 37 Shall be paid by another drawn with the sword. as was said three thousand years ago. so still it must (OAH***)

Mildly concerned about taking my samurai sword-handled umbrella into downtown DC. Yes, I am a enormous dork for owning such a thing. (Beetho******)

Knight who have a holy sword. Soldier who have a needle rope. and burner, the only one who can make meteor with one touch (Kurniaw******)

Stuck in my personal Hell known as Wilkins Research. where is a knight in shining armor when u need one. actually i just need his sword (Nbon***)

This Prison Wives show on ID! "I got this tattoo with brass knuckles, a sword, and a snake, I felt it connected me to Dave." Lmao (Ciar***)

Beautiful spring evening with my family. Play sword fighting, jumping on the trampoline until the sun goes down, bonfire. Perfect! (Alika*****)

Bought dragon age origins: awakening. apparently dlc items aren't supported. my starfang sword is gone fu (Stabo****)

Module for sending my staff to Japan, hell I would just give him a samurai sword and ask him to get a tattoo, it will solve all his problem (Ririhd******)

Love kid creativity! Homemade mini-golf: DVD cases, ottomans, other toys=obstructions. Dollhouse table=hole. Umbrella & toy sword = clubs. (Sag**)

Survived an intense weekend of mountain climbing, shotguns, and sword fights. (Baxte****)

I RLLY need to hit up the pool this week. Did Archery, wakeboarding, canoeing, and a little sword fighting. today was interesting. XOXO (Officia*******)

I was sure Hieroglyphics had one too, but I can't find it. I might be misremembering the line about "spoken word like a Voltron sword." (Nfage*****)

Dude! scott cuts the dude with the sword and he turns into gold coins! this is the best movie ever! (Popbom******)

It's all right, Andy, he's coming back. Only had two hands. *picks up the katana* He's coming back. He wouldn't leave. the sword. (PC_A***)

Behold. The Sword of a Thousand Truths! *raises USB flash drive triumphantly in the air* (Lilro*****)

Handmade Functional Samurai Katana Sword Test Cutting Tameshigiri (Bargai******)

A katana sword is a part of my daily dress as well, but they're apparently "illegal" to carry around in public. No one told me this. (Maij***)

Having to take career direction from Miley Cyrus would make me reach for the nearest Katana sword, that I might throw myself upon it. (Jaqua****)

The shaman just told us how leather pants are too restricting when running at someone with a sword. (Beffney*******)

The shaman just told me and stephanie and sally all about her sword fighting. including how leather pants are too restricting when runn . (Beffney*******)

So I managed to break jeenas sword get hit by an airsoft gun and out run a rotweiler. Tired. (Katie*****)

Toshiba, thou art a two edged sword. The screen is dead on my brand new laptop, but my support tech spoke eng and the whole call lasted . (Essence******)