60 External CommentsYou're not a bastard you dont have a snake leather hugo you dont take every-week-facial your nails are messy.. But i love you (Astar****)
Had a snake slither into the boat while fishing. Mom just whacked him with a fishing rod & hooked Daddy. now THAT was a ruckus! (Burges*****)
A male snake charmer married a female undertaker. Their bath towels read "Hiss" and "Hearse". (Silv3*****)
Cobra snake for the neck tie. made a rattlesnake hide brand chimney made on top made out of human skull. :D (19Ar***)
Started laundry, cleaned the fish bowl, cleaned the snake cage, fed said snakes. still more to do (CuteLilD*******)
Well I use snake style jewjitsu and would wipe the floor with you guys on mario cart (Roger_******)
You know what I miss? The snake game on old nokia cell phones. Why can't there be an app for that? (Saytot******)
No sunshine or capris today, but there was King Kone and Cop Out instead. building a new snake tank later? maybe. pup walk also? i think so. (Rocknro*******)
Oh, my god, I'm horrified by this movie, just because this kid just used a cricket thing to throw a guinea pig into a snake tank. I'm, like, (Peach*****)
Right. Birdcage and snake tank cleaned and scrubbed. Dog fed and watered. Shopping not achieved, however (GazHu****)
My cat won't stop looking at the snake tank, boy she doesn't know how much she is tempting faith (Womesyi******)
Were cleaning the snake tank putting pirawnas in a tank and washing our pit all at the same time (Mizthi******)
Was able to buy this beautiful headdress. cocktail ring. snake-like bracelet and make-up. :) (Ladynic******)
What a coincedence, me and jamison were talking about snake from metal gear solid, and smosh used it in their video. xD (Hiimv*****)
Ha! "ain't no betta cure 4 the blues than some good pussy"! -blk snake moan (BigB***)
We are going to put a snake in a baby carriage and push it around on the southside for tips (MOB***)
Purple ankle boots, check! little summer dress, check! betsy johnson snake necklace, check! (Sunn***)
I found my snake! It's been living in my bed frame for the last month! (Trevs*****)
She say my cavalli cologne be turnin her on, and she a fiend cus my black snake be makin her moan. like beep. (L0VERiiC*******)
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose. (Randol******)
This Prison Wives show on ID! "I got this tattoo with brass knuckles, a sword, and a snake, I felt it connected me to Dave." Lmao (Ciar***)
Is currently in an 80's hair metal phase. I like my snake like I like my bread at Subway: White. (Paulva******)
So now i'm a snake oil salesmouse, step right up, step right up. the large print giveth and the small print taketh away. (VonShak******)
No win again and snake has to stand trial another bad year for the sea eagles and brett stewart but we cant lose hope its only round 2 (Pwsp***)
Welding projects this weekend included a Bat that started out to be an owl , & a rebar snake with a copper tongue.( hmm copper head snake). (Maros****)
By narrating LIFE on the Discovery Channel, Oprah is making up for at least some of the snake oil and anti-vax nonsense she's promoted. (Jkim****)
Still no bolt on gate. still no word from Social Worker responding to texts & email. Feel lower than a snake's armpit."Put not your trust in " (Warphob*******)
I love being a girl. its a swing set of emotion - blessed with bloating and bleeding. damn that snake. eve didnt have a chance. (Ton***)
Did you see the tree frog in slow motion get away from the snake? Wow, life in slow motion is exhilarating! (GoGo****)
Infomercial: Turbo Snake - Pulling out huge nasty chunks of hair from your clogged drain so you can smile at it. Gross. (Brya****)
Soo am ghettn my tongue pierced 2day lols. snake eyes lukn lovely (MZCHY****)
Did you hear how the python did at the craps table?. he rolled snake eyes (Meig****)
That movie was great! snake eyes was the truest, by far my fav character (SDF**)
This snake eyes piercing is killingg me now.! Why?! Its been almost 2weeks.! (MEMOiRSF*******)
Uqh! since everyone is tellinq me not to get my lip pierced .. i'm gettinq my tounqe pierced! the snake eyes way! and tht is final! (BeamMeU*******)
Well Bob Geldof, you rolled the dice, gave your daughter a stripper name and it came up snake eyes. The Internet thanks you. (Interact*******)
Listening to eddie burns' snake eyes from our freinds at delmark. (Kilbor******)
Do my eyes really look scary? someone told me i had snake eyes once, other people say i have cat eyes ? (Kailipa******)
April 29th is carnevil with the snake eyes sideshow and guest djs rev dj razorslave, daq, babyl*on and dj frost! per the usual, 18+&no cover (Carpeno******)
Thug life, shifty rolls the dice snake eyes suprise. Eyes in mezmerizing. Am I sick one cause what we are the victims of fun. Oakenfold (Brandon******)
I remember when i made my best friend cry when i explained the book of revelations in the bible. she said she cud see snake eyes on the wall (Raeraem*******)
SWIV?! OH?! Aha and you wonder why I trust nobody? Im surrounded by snake eyes ahaha (ZachofS*******)
Taker hits snake eyes early, now it looks like taker is limping, will shawn capitalize. (ShortyMc*******)
First couple minutes of Taker-HBK have been hotter than any match. Take rolled his ankle doing his snake eyes spot. (Wiscon******)
Smiles* I can't wait for snake eyes to show up-but that will be later today. (Dangero******)
I'm watching Snake Eyes. First shot is really long and amazing. Rest of movie is ridiculous. Nic Cage's character named Rick Santoro, ha. (Dh*)
Q: If you roll snake eyes eight times in a row with the same pair of dice, what is the chance of rolling snake eyes on your ninth roll? (Puzzle*****)
Again: If you roll snake eyes eight times in a row with the same pair of dice, what is the chance of rolling snake eyes on your ninth roll? (Puzzle*****)
I had this scary dream this morning. TT . TT About this "owl snake" And it was slithering all over me and was burrowing in my beanie hat and (Vas***)
Fsu's angel gray from stone mountain, ga. so is jake "the snake" roberts. (BCge****)
Cmoon tweeps let's use our brain power to invent sumn! Like a fish toothbrush, yea! Or a snake tampon! Yea! (Brebr*****)
Silliness: Saga of the Garden Snake Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. (Hyped*****)
Ah, so snake was shedding! That's what all the rustling, and cat's sudden intense interest in her terrarium, was about! (Magnet******)
Shelf = up. Books = alphabetized. Woohoo! Seems a shame to put the snake tank on top of it. It looks nice the way it is. (Little******)
Talladega nights is great. it's like that white snake video. what's her name? (Jacob****)
BackInTheDay we had those Nokia cell phones wit the "Snake" game lol (Sole_****)
Bakri's new Toy Story Woody doll says "there's a snake in my boot." Trinity responds with "snake! bot! yeehaw!" (Elmo***)
Love Ho Chi Minh City (Saigon). Aiming to get our netbook fixed, visit Vietnam War Museum, then drink snake blood. (FOFvag******)
McNabbwastradedfor a nokia cell phone w/ the snake game and detachable face plate. (Mix***)
The snake the rat the cat the dog how u goin seem 'em when u livin in the fog?? (MoneyMak*******)