Slap It - USA

Oil of Olay Touch of Foundation;perfect for the cack-handed make-up amateur. Slap it on&you're sorted for sun protection too. (The140r******)

One more person comes to me asking to see jane fonda in a doll's house, i'm gonna slap a ho. literally, i'll go out, find one, and slap it. (Bashf****)

Diddy dared me to play Hello Goodmorning. if I get Sean John clothing ill slap it. (DJJe***)

Flip it. slip it, stick it, slap it , sniff it, its samsonite. just play with it and life will keep bouncing back.. boing (Juicen******)

My desktop pc is like an old school tv--I have to slap it on the side for it to work properly (Xah***)

Go go cuisinart rice cooker! attack that rice! kick it in arse! now slap it, slap it! oh. yeah. (Iamgoo******)

Its about time!! I know it wasn't easy for the NCAA to slap it's golden boy. (Henry*****)

So, I'd increase the consumption tax rate, exempt essentials, and slap it on expensive items. (Unam***)

Dont scare it baby slap it a little hahahaaha *blushing* u DID make me look BTW LMAO! (_Lily*****)

Tell mi bad anyweh.. but up town a my own. rifle a clap eagle a fly dung.. di devil him a run from pebble inna ground.. slap it inna face (Akademi*******)

My bums probably getting smaller, every time hub and Miss J walk past me they slap it! (Wonde*****)

Ahahaha okay i understand where you coming from. lool just need to slap it's bum abit and then i guess it should be aii. (LiL***)

With an ass like yours, someone needs to slap it with something. ;) lol (Jimmy1*****)

When life starts to act up.. Take your hand and slap it into submission.. (I_Am_A*****)

THEN wen ur in the limo goin home n da camera cums to u ul be like get the fuk away frm me nd slap it den start swearin lmao (GRRRa****)

Sometimes when ppl leave their arm out the window of their car. I just wanna run by and slap it so bad Lmfao (MooMooC*******)

If technology was a person I'd slap it around the face right now. Gr (Laurasta*******)

Little Tip : If using Logic Pro and you have gated a sine wave for your kick. Do not do as I have and slap it on like a hardy sailor. (Popeah*****)

If this girl dont close her mouth while she chew her gum, ima slap it out of her (Ladyp****)

If that is fish i can smell cooking imma pick it up and slap it in my mothers face - fancy cooking me fish, douchebag. (Sixsmi******)

Hey, he doesn't have to slap it in . I got a nice slot for him right here, baby. (On**)

Gotta an ass so big like the sun hope you got a mile for a dick I want to run slap it in my face shove it down my throat (IBritt******)

Nah they have an actual limit, they just dont slap it everywhere. And if you exceed it just the once (and not mental) they just tut (Cook***)

Someone on this bus is eating a lovely smelling sandwich. i feel to slap it out their hands (Cheeky*****)

Good luck Brian, slap it in the net -- I took mine last Sat so I know what . s you're getting (Tige****)

Watching Game 6 stanleycup finals on a snowy 13-inch TV up north. It gets reception like the ice shanty in Grumpy Old Men. until I slap it (Bemidji******)

You should splash some cold water on it and slap it around. That should wake it up some. And then tell it to get a job. (Amyd***)

I can slap it back on, but they're going to audit the account again and change it back :( (Comcast******)

Her right hand doesn't work 'cause she shoots up in that arm. you can slap it and her eyes just roll back. try it. (Bpw**)

When i see ppl who are 23 n older n they have sidekick 2 n 3s. i just wanna slap it out their hand and say "bad boy or girl thats a no no no (KiidExC*******)

Now lemme get Back to ha she call me DRACula and i VACuum ha cat fish that fish that cat tuna ima slap it up flip it like a spatula! (Heez_os*******)

Ima take the hair from the middle of yo head u gon worry where it is.. and ima slap it on yo forehead (Young****)

D'8 no i wont it keeps me unbored *mumblez* but im going to bish slap it =3= (Plush****)

That's the problem with most things. People want to just slap it in there and not adapt it to their site. (TakaC*****)

I'd be good at molecular plating. Just slap it on, organic style. (OzCop*****)

Tut tut! you got any aloe vera gel? If so. stick it in the freezer for 30mins and then slap it on. xx (Kayre****)

Bubba is a beast! 370 uphill. Okay I'll just slap it up on the front of the green. smdh (Feda****)

Is the breathe of fresh air thd game needed. all his mixtapes slap. it's like he is the streetz version of B. O. B. (MrKell*****)

Anybody in ilm wanna buy a pretty snazzy lenovo thinkpad T61 on the super cheap? If so hit me up before I slap it on craigslist! (Organic******)

Oh! that can be an idea for our gpx team! :D find someone to do it! i'll get some printed so we can slap it on everything! (Gotm***)

If any of y'all ever see me with a cup that contains even a drop of liquor. slap it out my hand (Im_R***)

I wonder what she'd do if I put a big ass wad of gum in her hair. Lol, bamm slap it right in the middle of her head (Its_Jad******)

Lmeao random the old manish me would too the oil and put it on my wammer then slap it on her back then (SLu***)

Please tell me someone else saw the girl taking a cell phone pic & her boyfriend slap it down lol! (MyWestrn*******)

LMAO your GHD is lucky to have your hair.. It wouldn't even dare to think of that or il slap it :) (Ektabra******)

I promise the next elderly person I see with a I phone imma slap it out their hand. (Focuse*****)

Lolz man like kristin vise: "slap a child to shut it up" im like yu ass tht wont work. hear him!! "b slap it hard enough for ko" lolz (Itz_xK******)

Do you actually work for Chanel? I like Estee lauder foundation - slap it on ha ha. Don't use Clarins make up x (Claire*****)

Looking for a quick prank for your buds? slice up some raw chicken, slap it on some rice and tell your buds its sushi (MeekerB*******)

I don't feel like cookin, so imma just make the rest of this chicken and slap it on some bread. (Scrap*****)

Slap it on my ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass (Dumble******)

Wats the problem?? You get a boner, slap it around on her titties a lil bit, stick it inside her and pee.. or pull out and pee on her leg (MrSayzWa*******)

Cat fish, cat fish, that cat tuna. I'd slap it up, flip it like a spatula. (Laaaaa*****)

I wanna stomp on your foot right now. Only because i cant reach your face to slap it. (HaleyK*****)

Sometimes you just have it slap it on the table and let her know what time it is. (The_****)

S/o to 's donkey in dat avi thou. im qonna slap it when i see you. LMAO. (SyddBl******)

C'mon big Sean, how big is your, give me all your money and give me all your originals! Slap it on my ass (Ryanmi*****)

Listen.. This b*tch is not a role model to young girls. This b*tch has no class. This b*tch wants u to slap it on her a*s (Guinea*****)

If you ask for a kiss he will kiss his hand and slap it to your face. saw the video for call me maybe:) (Esme****)

I guess liked how my ass looked today. She made me come back & walk in front of her just to see it & slap it. Hahaha. (REGGIE*****)