60 External CommentsSo lazy.. I wanna make salsa but too lazy to actually cut so I think I wanna head to bed bath and beyond for a slap chop =) haha (D7inco*****)
Oil of Olay Touch of Foundation;perfect for the cack-handed make-up amateur. Slap it on&you're sorted for sun protection too. (The140r******)
While waiting for Trey. Finna slap some Young Money- Ms. Parker (QUEENBE******)
Slangspreadin--dumper= to make a slap , a blap , somethin that pounds in the trunk (Codee*****)
Realise the sec1s like to play the scissors-paper-stone winner slap loser's palm game. All the classes I relieve play it ! (Djo***)
You are so bitchy i want to slap you. Maybe hit you with my hockey stick. And you are not funny. Irritating. (Thecraz******)
Jesus christ. If I see one more guy holding a womans purse I will bitch slap him. Stop being a pussy! (101Subs******)
Written up again omg i wanted to slap her fat ass with a can of slim fast n jenny craig brochure, she get on my nerves (Itsz_Ch******)
But if I get another email about this Raz-B mixtape I will slap everybody in the face with an HP All-in-one Printer/Scanner/Copier. (Musicent*******)
Masterchef "what's the predominant flavour in bisque?" "Brandy" Why is Greg slap 'ead becoming Phil Mitchell? (Andrew_*******)
There's a Robert Pattinson sculpture in Madame Tussauds. This means I can finally slap him in the face for his assault on cinema, yes? (Liker****)
My hubby just slap mad lotion all over my legs . I think he's trying to tell me something lol (Ladii*****)
Did you know that, after the blackhawks game, there's going to be an all-new episode of bhtv? i'd slap my gramma to watch it! (SubtleLi*******)
I would slap my mum, dad and ALL my aunties for some YSL imperial pumps (TaliS*****)
Imfromteam slap ur mother ; get ur dad shot ; kick ur baby stroller ; & beat ur lil bro & sis ass ! Lmfaoo jk ! (IamRich******)
The cardriving humans do not know what to do but gape and stare. Traffic at a complete standstill. Steady rain. Wiper slap. (Tris****)
IBM/Lenovo ThinkPad T400. whoever thought to put the FN key in the bottom left corner where CTRL should be. *slap*!! (Adampr*****)
Youevernoticed .. when a small dog wags his tail he looks like it might slap him in the back of the head (Baleful******)
STILL on high from going to New York City and seeing Billy Elliot. I can't shut up about it. I might have to slap myself. (Subtlyp*******)
Well slap my titties I just saw a house up in flames with smoke billowing onto the freeway. (Benwe****)
Okay. i'm googling any website that could do MSN chat since my WLM needs some slap on its face (Dani****)
Excuse my french but ima slap the shii out this bissh wit a toothbrush if she keep talkin bout my smile!! Fook u! (KayD****)
Pair of hooded orioles hanging out in the backyard; nice slap-dash o' yellow on a mellow sprang-dang day. (LarryE******)
Bigger slap to the faces of fans by ncaa: bcs or tournament expansion? (Hardkno*******)
Time to slap on the new Xbox hard drive, download the MW2 map pack, and take Mass Effect 2 for a spin. Be back. sometime. :) (Matton*****)
Just got my components and my rear speakers put in. damn they hit! So now what should I slap? Er who should I slap rather? Haha. (FONZaRe*******)
This world is overloaded with junkies, makes me wanna slap a muel and play pin the tail on a donkey (Newjack*******)
He don't like you and you know people like to SLAP people nowadays! Don't make all of us open hand slap you fall back! U lint licker (TJGEL*****)
Someone needs to slap this woman for wearing a winter coat right now. smh. (FaB4***)
So my fav song right now is stay with me bright eyes idk why though sumone slap me (KeanuGo******)
Can't decide about Yentob. This Van Gogh programme is good, but when he's on camera, I sort've want to slap him. (Will_Hu******)
A ray of hope for a DVD drive suddenly dies in anticipation ( hey publishers can u publish and slap a sticker on it sayin This IZ POETRY (MrNint******)
FYI: If you come to South Florida and expect "southern hospitality," you're in for a metaphorical and literal slap. (Kink****)
Seriously blonde skinny girls complaining about being fat and taking diet pills! i wana get up and slap her and go shut up your hot! (Tu6ck****)
Picking up the little rascals from day care. kids are cool. but dam sometimes they can work my nerves. make you wanna slap them around sometime (GSp***)
I just want to slap Ginnifer Goodwin in "Walk the Line." (today's editing movie of choice) (Dian***)
There is a Flaming Asian Queen working one of the make-up counters Macy's; Gaysians bother me. I'd slap him but Lancome stains. (Mikeysa******)
If I hear Rihanna's "Rude Boy" on the radio one more time I will slap the next person I see (Missj*****)
In the Palm Springs airport w . Vacation ends back to reality- slap! Be good to get back to cooking and wineing. Can't wait to BBQ (Grapes*****)
Now playin' - Stal aKa Stallion - Echos feat. Nicole Ray. New slap str8 outta Sacramento. Yeahdoe!! (Mgan****)
One more person comes to me asking to see jane fonda in a doll's house, i'm gonna slap a ho. literally, i'll go out, find one, and slap it. (Bashf****)
Dude i love slap fights with my step brother. I showed him the type writer lol like 5 times (Kealanis*******)
Sox/Yanks makes the Revolutionary War look like a slap-fight between two 6-year old neighborhood fat kids. (Chrisla*******)
Celebrate national slap a beech day.. da cashier wal-mart dats ringin u up wit an attitude mad b/c she aint gotta gucci bag & u do. smack (Hollywo******)
A Anime figure with removable clothing.. Now that is for the Lonely man. Better than trying that with a real woman who would slap you. XD (Thegreat*******)
Iwishicould slap whoever still listens to a cassette players (Realred******)
Diddy dared me to play Hello Goodmorning. if I get Sean John clothing ill slap it. (DJJe***)
Oh i suppose you're right. pink bedhsheets, pink laptop.. humm. have u been to barce yet? give tia joolz a slap from me! ha x (Cassie******)
I remember those! They were between the leather strap bracelet of the 70s and the slap "friendship" bracelet of the 90s. (Oakland*******)
Thank God for Essie. giving me a nice big spiritual slap in the face so I will stop being a bawwfag and move on :P (Nitros*****)
Iz it wrong to slap a toddler of his big wheel. well to late I jus did it! (TURNTU******)
That chick is crazy she's no Bionic Woman. Slap her n the head 2 see if she dodges it. If u connect, tell her u were testing (Buddy*****)
Lol! I forgot about the chat trout slap! Man, it's been so long since I've been to FL chat! (Angel*****)
Pitch shift/delay + overdrive + chorus + phaser + slap echo + bass crybaby = WHE! (just couldn't resist! ok, NOW I'll go to the . (W0lfwa******)
The details you revealed about a 'Private Practice' character's death was a slap in the face lol. Quite unfortunate. (Asian****)
Shake, Rattle and Roll, it's for the soul. It's true!! Don't argue with me I wouldn't lie. I'll slap you around like a rag doll. .=_=. (MamsM****)
Power balance bracelet: legit or just plain hype? I would probably get just as much benefit from my treasured friendship or slap bracelets. (Imi***)
Attention! if your ride doesnt come with a side air vent, do not slap on a stickum one. its wrong, & looks stupid. (Sh0wtime*******)
Its a slap on . slap on bang done add the eye liner lets rock and roll -dead- (Ayoitzr*******)
Somebody please slap me. i got on a pleather jacket. and i gotta take the buss, im finna burn up. i feel like on sat morn lol (Milkma*****)