Screwdriver - USA

I'm going to walmart need some benadryl and a screwdriver that will be all! (KRANGd******)

I need a crossover cable, but I only have regular cat5 cables. I'm attempting to create one using only a screwdriver and elbow grease. (SlavaN*****)

I'm so getting one of those korg monotron's as soon as they land on the shelves - then i will delve into its guts with a screwdriver hehe :) (_le***)

She screamed "Ooh papi, your meat is in my taco", Hispanic / Top dropped, checked her Insides with my screwdriver, mechanic (IGo2***)

Ape is home, found out I have training tommorowin the morning. THE SUCK, well rex is making me a screwdriver so it is OK (Twiz_****)

En-route to Vegas. Just over Oklahoma. Halfway there. Still excited. On board screwdriver ftw. Gonna try to finish writing this rap now. (Mr_***)

For the record Hi-C orange drink is not a viable alternative to orange juice in a screwdriver. (Marti*****)

Trying again to get my Kodak Disc 40 camera working. Bit limited on the tool front though; just 'drilled' a hole with a screwdriver. (I5*)

And to complete our role reversal, I got out my screwdriver set and opened up one of B's toys and changed the batteries. (Angela*****)

Repairing GBA carts' internal bats. Trying to transplant one to the other. I pushed a screwdriver right through the first. Second has rust. (Holly*****)

Do u think Craftsman will give me a new screwdriver? Lol since I had to buy a new tire?!?! (Kath****)

Hoping dad can fix the bottom of my MacBook. We need a really, really tiny screwdriver. If only we had a sonic one. (Matth****)

Cheap powdered metal screwdriver bits that came with my cordless driver from Skil are cheap and break easy. (Mechasq******)

Castillo suffered injuries to her leg, neck, chest, arm and lost a finger tip trying to defend herself. Ramos-Beleta had knife, screwdriver. (Gardenc*******)

I just burnt my finger on a hot screw, Jaymie burnt her wrist on the screwdriver and Jacqui elbowed me in the head. Lol. Bad things happ . (EmmaM****)

We clean our panini grills weekly w hammer+screwdriver & lots of muscle. Even have safety goggles bcse buildup is so tough it sprays around (Jbch***)

Just replaced the battery on 3G Ipod. Didn't even have to use the power cutter; a screwdriver + hammer + accidental amputation did it. (Jeroe****)

SO happy to be back to my students. Dr. Fogderud did awesome things w them. Now, I'm talking a lot about Harshaw's 'Golden Screwdriver' (Pauls*****)

Just bought a MacBook LCD replacement kit. It comes with a screwdriver, nylon wedge, drinking straw, straitjacket, turkey baster & a mullet. (Spike****)

Lord pls stop the little man that's driving a screwdriver thru my left eye! (Souther*******)

Lighting up a FMA figure with a Sonic Screwdriver for light reference has to be one of the oddest things I've done. The things I do for art. (Blue_****)

Im so ready to go home like realtalk I think a screwdriver is much needed. that's orange juice and vodka for u slow ones.. (Tantal*****)

Turns out I just need to tighten the bottom with a Philip's Head Screwdriver. Now if it had been my Dell CrapTop? I would have had to pay. (Matth****)

Really in DoctorWho cannon is just one more thing to cause to blow up with a sonic screwdriver. (As a note, favorite show & I don't care) (Silico*****)

I totally just went out of my bathroom window and onto the roof to retrieve my long flathead screwdriver I dropped 2 nights ago (Hyat***)

Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef - Tom Robbins (Soluti******)

I've lost my screwdriver. where are you? without you is my live worthless. I've stolen from the garage *cryy* (Miiic****)

Pried it open with a screwdriver, removed battery. Still beeping! (KnitTon*******)

Walkin by the guy fixing the copier. screwdriver hangin out of his back pocket which i dont c. screwdriver gets scraped all down my leg. FML (MsAshle******)

Had to emergency fix my gearshift in my car in a random parking lot, armed with only an eyeglass screwdriver, and my keys (Marsh****)

Last night I dreamed that I killed myself by stabbing myself repeatedly in the neck with a screwdriver. I'm not Freud, but that cant be good (Moo**)

Even then tbh chav ingenuity has seen the use of a screwdriver and pair of tights (Angel*****)

Every day should start with a qeusadilla and a screwdriver. I have found the magic combo to make morningings at the airport tolerable. (Amazing******)

Good axis theater. Showing ease of install with execs installing on unicycle, blindfolded. They hear Bosch makes great screwdriver. (Sam_Pf*****)

This lil girl just used a screwdriver to take her toy apart-wth (MsAsh****)

If somebody doesn't buy me a sonic screwdriver 4 my birthday, I'm disowning all of u. Lol (jk) (Novac****)

Screwdriver tip:Never start a screw by tapping with a hammer, you risk splitting the wood. (Sdhomes*******)

Put together my Ikea billy bookcase. Who needs a hammer when the back of the screwdriver works just as well! (Ros**)

Ever lock your car door lock with a screwdriver?-pull the inside door handle- open! (Rhpues*****)

A capecod? A taquilla sunrise? Screwdriver? Oh i wanna try a sex on the beach AND a fuzzy navel YUM! (Vall3*****)

Poked my finger with a screwdriver. Ouch! Replacing this battery doesn't seem worth it anymore (Arcadi*****)

Top that up with a screwdriver and my life is made. for the moment. (Xara****)

Looking for a screwdriver small enough to tighten the tiny screws in my glasses. (Dulln****)

Ok, 1 more screw to go. it's so tight, the screwdriver shaft is actually rotating in the grip. i need a precision 00 with a bigger handle! (Psepr****)

Did anyone else realize the screwdriver in tommy's diaper was very phalic? (Dopephr******)

My roommate and I just fixed our dryer with a ratchet screwdriver, a steak knife, and a can opener. (Shee****)

And for dessert a screwdriver. have i mentioned i love having a certefied bartender for a husband. (Mudn****)

I'm having a screwdriver. I'm not quite sure if it's a good idea or not. (Lonely*****)

My contribution - "Um, isnt there that. thing, made w a screwdriver?" (Deenac******)

I need to get out the hammer, screwdriver and staple gun. got me some remodeling to do! (Juliala******)

Man, do I want that sonic screwdriver pen. my authors would be the only ones who could claim their books had been edited by doctor who. (Davidmo******)

I got a sonic screwdriver for my birthday! and dinosaur shaped sandwhich cutters! BEST birthday since i was like 4! YES. (HeyitsC*******)

What if y'all seen me n krystal with 3 coconuts, a screwdriver, and a frying pan. Well that's what its looking like right now (Misswill*******)

Omgoodness I REALLY hope this dude ain't stealing out the RedBox. He's stickin a screwdriver n the slot. Wtc? (Bscot*****)

Ok, broke the wine opener trying to open a bottle - i have resorted to a screwdriver. yes, its that serious - don't judge me (Smye****)

Jack: [incredulously] Who has a sonic screwdriver? The Doctor: I do! (Wv_ph****)

There is definitely a store at the burbank mall that has screwdriver shirts (Mick****)

I feel it's important to note that the Doctor's analyzing an evil war machine without having a sonic screwdriver. Who woulda thunk it? (Michae******)

Where did my black pen go ;A; I don't wanna write with my sonic screwdriver. (Myk**)

I just spent 59p on a Sonic Screwdriver app. I'm going to use it *every* time I open a door now. Hells yes I'm cool. (Nickh****)