Pregnant - USA

Theres an ad on fb saying if youre pregnant you can get a free diaper bag. what about a crib, a stroller, something a lil more necessary. (Ala***)

Ochi Chieco is pregnant. I am kind of bothered because I always see her as Mercury or Naru. Is that weird? (EvanMa******)

Breaking News: Latoya Jackson is 2months pregnant by Lil Wayne hold on and Ricki Lake and omg can't believe this Aretha Franklin (Prince_*******)

Claudiaschiffer joolsoliver - all the pregnant women came to kickass tonight. Best red carpet arrivals ive ever seen. (Thereal******)

I just saw a woman about 7-8 months pregnant, wearing leather boots, spandex pants, a leopard shirt, a fur vest, and a tiger purse. (Bethany******)

Dirty film actress claims that she's pregnant and broke . . . . wants you to send donations so that she can get her baby diapers! (RealTa******)

So my cousin being pregnant just brought about OshKoshBGosh flashbacks, baby clothes (Afrop*****)

Uh oh - pregnant Samantha Cameron equals disaster for Labour. Bet she'll buy cracking baby clothes tho. (Silver******)

Kate felt stupid; Flo needs 2 shut up & Porsche got SOME nerve stereotyping Natalie when her ass pregnant AGAIN. ha! Legs, who's opened now? (Purple_s*******)

Ii wiish porsche wasn't pregnant so she could whoop nataliie ass. agaiin (Toot_****)

Kyle: your pregnant, pregnant with a honey baked ham! Mom: listen, just b/c your bra size went down doesn't mean you have to pick on mine. (Richell******)

About to get my bed pregnant and have pillow-top head lil babies (SoulSi******)

I'm really enjoying making baby shower gifts for my favorite pregnant woman. July can't come fast enough. (Pinkyvi******)

Working on finishing Voyager by Diana Gabaldon. Started BEFORE I was pregnant. Took a long break to read baby books. Back at it now! (Bananara*******)

Anyone have a gift set for a pregnant woman? Tub soaks, foot soaks, belly balms? I'm needing one for a secret bunny gift! (Scente******)

Why are people searching "how can i make myself look pregnant" & getting to my blog - is this some soap opera/fake baby stuff?! (Hereslo*******)

Awws got robyn here and just showed her all my sisters baby stuff. so many 'aww's! "i can't wait till i get pregnant" - robyn. lol (Clairey******)

Ok look this girl at my job was pregnant took her maternity leave then quit when she was to return (Shee****)

O! More maternity clothes exchanged with a friend. I love the camaraderie of pregnant women! (Auro***)

I'm pretty sure the best part of being pregnant is being able to wear a maxi dress every single day :) (ImSewAm*******)

Why cant pregnant woman have their belly button rings in. geez (Asslike******)

My car passed it's MOT. Needed a new temperature sensor and a coil. I think the coil stops it getting pregnant - that's a load of my mind (Alangoo*******)

My cousin is the only person I know that wants to go to panama city beach when their 7 months pregnant. smdh (Cryste******)

Hannah told Wallace she couldn't scoop the cat box while pregnant. Twelve years later, Wallace wonders why he's still scooping the cat box. (Walla*****)

Feeling a combination of pregnant and fat. Can't button my pants and this belly band thing is not so comfy. It slides around to much. (LilC****)

I'm not pregnant, but can i wear a belly band anyway if my pants don't fit? maybe i should just lose weight. (Caroli******)

If Beyonce is really pregnant, there is the end of her and JayZ's relationship! ah, hell nah to da baby carriage. (Dann****)

Walk lightly in the spring; Mother Earth is pregnant. American Indian Proverb, Kiowa (Edw***)

Seems like whole population of pregnant women in the UK came to shop at IKEA Wembley today. (Adlo****)

My 7mo pregnant wife kept trying to help me carry our new baby dresser upstairs. It wasn't easy but I managed it alone w/out killing myself. (Jrbec*****)

So, this book ends with a pregnant woman playing strip poker while her young nephew watches from afar? Oh, the French. (SFar****)

A Zim newspaper has apologized to Queen Elizabeth II for publishing a computer-doctored photograph showing the 83-year old monarch pregnant (Cath****)

My pregnant friend: "My ass looks like cottage cheese in a garbage bag." (RCNi***)

I just saw another pregnant cat snooping around our deck and felt like crying. WTH?! Why, oh why, isn't there a shelter in Sun Valley?? :( (Littl*****)

Pat's mom: GREAT. Your earbuds had sex. Now one of you is gonna get pregnant. Me: -points at pat- it'll be him. Pat: i need new ones anyway. (Peeka*****)

Damn, everybody in this mall pushin a baby stroller or pregnant. smh (Beautif******)

Wearing my uber-dreamy black leather motorcycle jacket this evening. Pretty sure 3 gals got pregnant just watching me stroll into the bar. (Abov***)

I just saw a pregnant teenager with a ed hardy shirt, in sequins said "jezuz luvz me" welcome to trashy washington. (Vsw***)

Wow mah kuzzo nae nae hit meeh & said wen iis mah ultrasound smh. ii'm not pregnant & hella far from be`n pregnant. (MisTa****)

Sux im not able to play my new ds game til summer when im not pregnant. Aaah! (Rene****)

Burn victim from Friday's duplex fire is still at Erlanger in critical condition. Chasity Elder is 6 months pregnant. (Callies******)

Have limited edition charm bracelet fossil watch, which DH got me when I was pregnant with thing one. But I never wear it. (Alamb****)

So many pregnant ladies at work, you shouldn't have babies that close to a deep fryer. (Steph*****)

The pregnant lady next to me on the train is wearing a German football jersey. I want to be her friend. Or her child's godfather. (Elam****)

DEFINITELY just saw a pregnant woman smoking. Were it not for her Ed Hardy shirt I would have thought I'd been transported back to 1952. (Becausei*******)

Bella, R cream colored Labrador Retriever from awsm hunting background is pregnant by Eli *he pups R due arnd 4/9-4/16. Both parents point. (Truenor******)

Nodisrespectbut how u mean u ain pregnant and ur belly da fukin big ma! P-90x da fuk up. Bowflex. Something (Stee****)

We found one kitten in the cat house, but get this! The pregnant cat was in there too. Not it's mother! It was actually his grandmother. (Love4N******)

Just saw a pregnant girl with buddy holly glasses air brushing a t shirt. (Jefd****)

History of p2 (real) violence: charles manson. Led a LW commune that slaughtered 3 including a pregnant woman in cold blood. (Spirit******)

Watching "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" counts for studying the life cycle of pregnancy right? (Campbel*******)

Do I look younger than 21? Yeah, I didn't think so. Could someone please tell that to the angry pregnant woman at the local brewery? (Sarah****)

Hey denver area - we have a pregnant cat due in the next week or so. super cute kittens will soon need a home. want a kitten? (Johninc*******)

Never knew I had so much baby stuff until I had to give them all away to my pregnant cousin: crib, changing table, highchair. (Corde*****)

Am I the only one confused as to why this baby on 16 and pregnant does not have a crib. pack and play, nothing. smh (Bell***)

It's been said before, but MTV's '16 & pregnant' is the best form of birth control out there. (Leob****)

Hmm does anyone else thin these girls on 16 & pregnant are stupid? i mean ur not on birth control and u dnt use condoms? yeea great. (MorganM******)

Transcribing from my digital recorder is about as fun as slowly driving a nail through my temple. also, i'm pregnant (AbbyLu*****)

And, David Brooks, let's remember that JJ left his pregnant pornstar wife for SB. So maybe he was always an adulterous jerk, huh? (Charlot******)

Indianmoviestaught me that when a woman is pregnant, car batteries is what you need around.. (Anirudd******)