60 External CommentsDearfuturehusband we'll need an at home gym and pole. please and thank you! (MizzAD******)
Oh My Gawd. My two year old just started pole dancing on the cat scratcher. Save me from this child when she's a teenager. (Prince******)
Ana and I just saw a news reporter hop into a van with a 30 foot satellite pole on top of it. So cool! (Adriam*****)
Wow it's back already even though there is a electric pole on fire and sparking just down the street (Maddi****)
It's so suiting that the first robin i saw this spring was an artificial robin on a pole propped up in front of the gas station pump (Twit****)
It's disappointing that the developers of Arkham Asylum felt they needed to dress all the female characters like pole dancers/dominatrixes. (DrSkr*****)
Just saw some guy back into a pole while pulling out of a space. Then he pulled up then reversed faster. He now has no front bumper. (Rdotc****)
You know what's a weird sequence of words? Totem pole. It sounds like a stripper in a mario cart video game would own it. (Claras******)
Just put together our new coat rack. Who knew something with just 12 screws, 4 legs, 4 holders, and a pole wuld be so hard! (Nick***)
I am observing the aesthetic juxtaposition of Barack Obama, a human marionette, and a pole dancer. (Ueber****)
Aaron Brown : I am going to strap him to a pole , get a tennis racket and wack his balls . (Emilys******)
Florida land of coogi. baby phat. aeropostale. south pole. air force ones and bad weave. (BhlairzN*******)
Anyone want a basketball goal on a pole? Im taking one down in my driveway. (Robi***)
Driving down the road and there's a friggn wreath on every light pole thought i was on some type of bad sci- fi flick.. (Rae***)
I am typing this while hanging from a safety harness from a telephone pole. (Glass****)
My freaking neck is killing me today. Must have been all the pole dancing I was doing trying to make it rain in Shotguns! (QUEENB*****)
My mom jus told me she gon sign me up for pole dancing lessons so that i can stfu bout dese wedges lmao (BriaDa******)
Loving the new Body Shop Sweet Lemon range. I bought the the hand cream. I smell like a lemonaide icy pole!! (Beckyb*****)
Wedge - A continuation formation that resembles the outline of a pennant, but without the pole. It comprises of a brief consolidation . (Th0t***)
I like yall all go to Onyx knowing damn well they fired my ass because I couldn't drop into a split from the top of the pole anymore lol (Antoinet*******)
Shooter Jennings's song about his daughter sounds like she can grow up to pole dance to it. It's like a crystal ball for daddy issues. (Krisp****)
Now playing on jet city lounge: blackfish ''sonar'' (from pole navigation) (Groo****)
My mom and aunt is trippin, they gettin limos and party buses 4 they bday, and they want one wit a stripper pole! aint yall 40 sumthin! (TiaLuv*****)
The sports corner right next to wrigley has a cool feature in the front. hiding a steel pole are four giant baseball bats. nice feature (Delapl*****)
IPad shipment notification: it's like hearing that Santa's sleigh just left the North Pole. (Caseyw*****)
Test driving the Toyota Tundra. Got my pole vault and booster seat and am ready to go. Rock on Towanda. (Womend******)
Saw a pickup w/ladder in bed, leaning on light pole. Wish I could see what's about 2 happen-cause I'm curious & great potential 4 hilarity (Carrie******)
Shoutout2dagirlz who still wear baby phat jeans and south pole puff jackets (LEXYC****)
Shoutout2dagirlz ops I mean rats that wear south pole & apple bottoms (LICKmyST*******)
Backintheday Apple Bottoms, Baby Phat, South Pole, & Unknown Brands! (Anaco*****)
Baby phat, rocawear, apple bottoms, dereon and south pole are back in style! (Heybrit******)
Myrtle Beach SC Horry Overturned vehicle into pole on Hwy 17 bypass nr 67 Ave N. Person is partially ejected & trapped with severe trauma. (Carolina*******)
Calling your child Sparkle Queenz. Why don't you just install a stripper pole instead of a baby crib! (Hayley*****)
Angel Limo Bus are equipped with all modern amenities like full ceiling length LED Lights, Stripper pole and 52 inch LCD TV. (DallasLi*******)
WE are LIVE webcam'n on justin. tv/mikethemovieguy Gabi "rabbit's" on the pole! Dj Rockwell in da mix and me on da mic! LIVE webcam! (RT) (MIKEthem*******)
Quote of the day. Staff renee antoine was poked repeatedly in the butt with an orange snow plow pole. (Rla***)
Pole dancing, jamming out to the beatles rock band and eating candy is what i do with my roomies at our haus on a tuesday nite. (LinaM****)
Now Playing on Low Mercury: Blackfish ''Night Train'' (from Pole Navigation) (Groo****)
So remember wen I had a pole dancin party. I'm thnkn bout havn a adult toy party *wink*!? Smthn fun and for ladies only lol (Missg*****)
Dismissing massive computer/network disruptions is naive. Are you certain your stuff will survive the next magnetic pole flip? Really? (Jack_d*****)
I trashed the air max, crashed the red lack, hit a pole outta control left it on fairfax (Pothead******)
So i heard alot of people talk about cellular south. is it better then at&t and verizon? will it pick up in the north pole? (SANTAI******)
Wonder how my old housemate is doing in Sweden with her dog-sled pack on the way to the North Pole? So proud of her!! Awesome thing to do (Cherie******)
Dallas Limousine Bus are fully loaded comes with disco floors, stripper pole and Big Screen TV. (DalLimou*******)
Google Map specialists score another 1 result for "Lettings Lakenheath" baseLETS take pole position in under 2 weeks! (GEOTWE******)
Just saw a fat guy fixing cables on a pole. and he had a wedgie. *gags* (Esm***)
My secret birthday wish: to go on wildlife safari to the south pole and shoot a leopard seal with a new Canon Digital Camera! (Goehr*****)
I spy a mylar balloon stuck on the power pole two blocks away from my house. Go away balloon. An amish spring break is not what I'm after. (Kyle****)
With a sexy South Pole shirt I bought at JC'Penny. mhm, I got it going on:P (Harriso*******)
Nb collier pkwy past sr-54 - accident blocking all lanes - fire dept on scene of a vehicle vs pole. alternate: land o lakes blvd. (TVS***)
Okay! let's battle. pole position! *slashes at pole position arcade machine* (TenshiH******)
I have installed wire mesh on the telephone pole where the drunk guy always pisses. My 12-Volt battery is charged and ready. (BlackA*****)
WhatwouldItBeLike if I had a stripper pole in my bathtub. HMm! (Dberoc*****)
Damn just heard a Luger from Grorgia died Falling out of his Sledge and Crashing his Head into a Steel pole and cutting it Wide open :| (Woodbro*******)
Just spent a couple hours on sparkly new bass boat. Hooked a huge long nose gar on a zebco kiddie pole. What a fight! (Jessica*******)
Installing outdoor light fixture to a pole. Has a light sensitive switch red white & black wires need help? (Parky*****)
I more of afraid of the snow in the south pole crushin me than you shootin me dead wit a cross bow (Breez****)
Fixed gas pedal problem and installed high score mod on pole position. its getting closer to unveiling time. (8Bit***)
Just taught a lecture with the metal pole from a three-foot ring stand as a pointer. My arm hurts and I REALLY need a laser pointer. (Punkrock*******)
I haven't seen any yet. It is on a two hanger pole next to a flat open feeder that gets lots of action. Hope it lures them. (CHCa****)