51 External CommentsWhy do Frenchmen have only one egg for breakfast? Because un oeuf is enough. (NotJ****)
I'm glad *hugs* ROFL " ils vont nous pondre un oeuf " I just remembered that XD Should we ask Cynthia ? XD (Alwin****)
Oh no, another egg fan. I may have to reintroduce the egg if the votes go against the outrageous piece of self-promotion. oeuf. (Will****)
Ahh just woke up, late. Our chef maria had french toast, oeuf a la benedictine & freshly squeezed orange juice ready for me : ) (SongWri*******)
Margaret: 'You know why in France they only eat one egg? Because in France one egg is an oeuf' (Fashi****)
Why did the french man only have one egg for breakfast. Because one egg is un oeuf! (Jessie*****)
Ah, what can I say! but oeuf course monsieur. whats this other tasting you're aboot? (Sophie_******)
Tried to change avatar to pic of me (God knows why): all went tits up and now I'm a giant Oeuf! (Ccb***)
You know why they in France only have one egg for breakfast? - 'Cause in french an egg is an oeuf! (Martin******)
You're folksinger but I'll tell you a joke. Why do the French only ever eat 1 egg? Cuz 1 egg in France is an Oeuf (say it aloud) (Jstar*****)
Too much egg in the batter. I should have known that one egg is always un -oeuf (Hilly*****)
Share means like, chapeau means hat, oeuf means egg. It's like Facebook has a different word for everything! sorta via (Dhvm***)
Other scholars claim that "love" as a tennis score is a corruption of the French word for egg,"L'oeuf,"because of the egg's resemblance to 0 (LadySam*******)
Ah uai bro c'kel genre d'oeuf la ?? Et coton la wats wrong with ur awesome father?? (Ninobr*****)
Yeah it was a tad unsavoury - there was no bother til the fat oeuf (am actually French) got involved. Greg weren't happy. (Winder******)
Stares into the fridge* oeuf, jambon et fromage, omelette it is then! (Nif**)
How many eggs do they eat for breakfast in France? One. Because in france, one egg is une-oeuf. (Clube****)
Time to crank up chicken fried and let loose, un oeuf n'est bien pas (BHLev*****)
Meeting this morning at Quoi de N'Oeuf near the Atwater market. Happy writing! (Writers*******)
Waiting for my Jambon, Oeuf, Mozzarella and Champignon Crepe can't wait! (Pham****)
That's what i thought but have seen a saying they haven't. Not that I should believe all , oeuf corse (Zef***)
Bete de journee a l'ecole, mousse a raser, eau, oeuf, farine, poissons morts ! Whattaa day ! :D (Yasb***)
Oh heck yeah! i am WAY too sophisticated for Cheerios! bring on the Quoi deN'Oeuf! (Beasti*****)
So where am I going wrong? I'm in the friterie ordering le pudding noir avec frites et un oeuf pickled & I'm getting such bemused looks! (Andrewi******)
NYTimes has to feel a little silly for their saintly profile of the DSK accuser last month. They've got oeuf on their face. (Mikec*****)
Love and golden grahams outta the box just solidifies it!! ;) bon oeuf! xx (Marizo*****)
Choosing between a Croque Monsieur and a Croque Madame for lunch. Well, after all un oeuf is un oeuf. (Iandol******)
We need to set up a tipping line. We'd be millionaires! Oeuf sur la plat. (Mora***)
Scandinavian furniture companies only export furniture to the U. S. so they can laugh at us trying to pronounce things like "Oeuf Crib". (Gonnak******)
Just tell them that the word 'love' is thought derive l'oeuf (french for egg) They'll like that (Samjust*******)
I will NOT holdtheegg. You can't make me. No-one can. Sir, i proclaim you an oeuf oaf. (Dave_Ro*******)
Un oeuf tatibou medium mouch mrawba we mouch tayba :) kif el coucher de soleil tatib exactement 12min (3loul****)
Well the label says Chat-en-Oeuf and there's a cute, if out-of-proportion, line drawing of cat on egg. It's saying Merliaow. (JoyceH*****)
New post} beet salad with cottage cheese & a runny egg - salade de bettrave au cottage cheese et son oeuf mollet: (RosasYu*******)
I usually find that when I make my pancake batter one egg is un oeuf! (JustFoo******)
Today we are having a french dressed salad, Homemade pease pudding with a hint of coriander, Coleslaw aladonnelli, and oeuf' (JGa**)
Tu vas comprendre! Mais commence donc par changer ta photo d'oeuf HAHA MuchoLoveToYouAnyways You'reGonnaBeAddictedSoonEnough (Roxan*****)
Polyglot Punishment: Why do the french only use one egg to make an omelette? Because one egg is un oeuf. (Spec****)
Heard Lachlan ask why we only have one egg, basically ran the length of my house to declare "one egg is an oeuf". (Dalli*****)
Why did the french use only one egg per omelette? Cause in france one egg is un oeuf. (SODbeatl*******)
Why do the french only use one egg to make an omelet? 'cause in france, one egg, is un oeuf! (AllyP****)
Why do the french cook omelettes with only one egg? because in french, one egg is an oeuf (read it out loud omg) (Lizthe*****)
Why do the french only use one egg in their omelette. s because one egg is un oeuf auhfoajisfl (Julia*****)
Why do the french use only one egg in an omelette? Because, in France, one egg is an oeuf. (Ash***)
I'm about to recite every lyric from robot oeuf by uffie because it's the soundtrack to my life tbh (Polis*****)
The oeuf is no more. Celebrating my birthday with a glass of vino collapso ! (MrsD_****)
Do you know any good French word plays/puns? e. g Why don't the French order 2 eggs at breakfast. because 1 egg is un oeuf. (Jenl****)
We have a name for those here: oeuf mimosa, which I delightly prepare and gobble at once. (Dof***)
Rkizame1: In ry zarw ny fanafod mahafat aingana fa za zn te ho fat Yaourt+oeuf+fromage (Mackle******)
Oeuf? I saw the edited version. Didn't really care about the full version. I'm only interested in character development. (_Krist*****)
So basically, Will, Hannibal, and Abigail are this bizarre little family now. Makes Oeuf even creepier to watch. (Iletait*******)
