60 External CommentsThis guy really just called Fossil asking if we make gold teeth! Really? Idiot! he should not be anyones future husband! (Desir****)
Idiot outside my house on ATV just fell. hope he is seriously injured. (Malim****)
My police scanner just reported a naked idiot in snow boots slidin down the highway singing Ice Ice Baby. wanna tell me where you're going? (SCAvo****)
Fark I'm an idiot. Broke the key in my new kryptonite bike lock. Any suggestions? (Angelas******)
Ann Rule is an idiot, I've never read such a not good enough book. (Phillip*******)
Oh Glen Beck. If you werent so funny, I would think you as much an idiot as you are. (Blain*****)
Joe Biden lends the Obama administration a certain "je ne sais quoi". What an idiot. (Design*****)
Way to go Joe Biden! You sir are classless! Any idiot should have known the cameras and microphones were rolling. What a joke! (Drew****)
Idiot in front tried to walk through the metal detector while wearing a huge watch. Probably wanted the blue glove massage. (Nan***)
We need to put a shock collar on Fleury. Shock him when he leaves the net like that. Idiot. (Fire****)
Need a sound deadener on the dumb airplane for the idiot pax that think they're in a bar, not a constrained aluminum tube. Maybe a taser. (Rjhi***)
I'm going to bed. This is when idiot speak happens. Good night, you "Princes(ses) of Maine, you Kings of New England." (WhatA*****)
I literally just had to get in my car on the passenger side bc some idiot in a Dodge Charger parked 6 inches from my car. Really? REALLY? (Hillar******)
Colorado Attorney General Suthers forgets who he works for. don't use my tax money to fight health insurance. Colorado wants it idiot. (Torture*******)
Basically just played tetris in math class. i love my idiot math class! (Alexzee*******)
If not for spell check, you guys would think I am some kind of idiot. Which you may anyway. (Aaron*****)
Some idiot at school today decided to play with pepper spray in some class and an embulance had to come. Its hilariously stupid (Darad*****)
I was such an idiot when I started college. I wore my lanyard backwards "so it wouldn't jingle." Who the f wears lanyards? NOT ME. (anymore) (Jess_w******)
All i can say is. im an idiot for not going to cobra. bt dwdw ive seen them already :) (Schmo****)
Just finished Sigmund Freud's biography of Da Vinci. My conclusion is that Da Vinci was a great man but that Freud was an idiot. (NigelS*****)
Because what fusion-driven idiot would pour french lobster bisque over a deep-fried omelette and add Thai garnishes? (Frando******)
Bbcqt Yes, because they deserve no sympathy you idiot. Redundancies are happening everywhere and the public sector need to accept that (Ellsie*****)
Screw! how the hell to use lomo cam! and my father is scolding me when i trying! idiot lah ! u can scold me if i am born a genius! (Fangy****)
I b feeling like a idiot when I'm the only one walki g down the street w a big ass umbrella. Now I HOPE it rains (Righteo******)
I am devoted to Odette, but really--to expound theories of aesthetic to her--the man must be a prize idiot." (Prou***)
I just watched a smart car drive past a semi truck and the idiot used a whole tank just to get from the end to the front of the truck. (Pharao*****)
The solution to being passive is to watch gladiator or black hawk down. Yeah, right. Guess the idiot I'm talking about? (Stevenb******)
Doing laundry an this idiot foreigner starts my dryer over. So now my rugs can dry somemore. Was I suppose to tak it out? (Princes*******)
I am such an idiot. I should have put on tennis whites and, carrying a tennis racquet, gone to AIPAC2010. My wife would wear a big hat. (Buberz******)
Just reposessed my PS2, no one cares. Guerilla rule-breaking, idiot teen style. Unrelated: I now want some canvas sneakers. (NoobS****)
Which idiot came up with the idea of putting a radiator directly beneath a window? Gurr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'r'r'rr'rr?! (Harmon*****)
Trying to put together an end table with only spanish instructions. not bcuz I have to but bcuz I'm an idiot & didn't see the english (Karen*****)
Is Eminem trying to be Irish at the start of Bagpipes from Baghdad, or is he just an idiot? (Nada****)
Mitchell says''i just feel like i'm a cop driving this around!'' i say''hey mitchell thats a remote control helicopter idiot'' (Kaitlyn******)
This is one of those bloody pram an idiot infested saturdays I can't wait to leave Balmain (Gourmet******)
Watched spoon at radio city music hall last night and watched greenday "american idiot" musical tonight. (Akem***)
Mexican teenagers have greasy spiked hair, play soccer, wear hollister and tight jeans and look like an idiot at raves (NigeZ****)
No self, you cannot make phone call with calculator. Hang up and try again. Idiot. (AndreTan*******)
If gucci made a gun holster u know bare idiot goons would cop that! (Murkag*****)
Haha. felt like an idiot when i assumed ongsie's 'toner and dryer' refers to toner for the face and dryer for the hair. i'm such a bimbo.. (Sian***)
Not far away frm the day when evry Indian name wld serve as a title to some daily soap. I wish for some better content on the IDIOT BOX (Azharal******)
Do they spend the night in the green room?? does everyone remember Aaron Rodgers looking like an idiot in '04 (MrES****)
The "idiot" in the airtel ad reminds me of his movie STYLE . Thats exactly hw is his exp is on the large print ad (Dhin****)
Ha! Youz don understand the funder principl of modem sculpturd Ha ha you're gay so stupid! Your vlog is idiot (Simurphy*******)
Its a plastic bag you idiot, why don't you just suffocate me with a wicker basket while you're at it xD (Immarawr*******)
Someone needs to tell the freaky Ginger kid the "giant marble" is a bowling ball . idiot (Cherry*****)
Saw a truck earlier that literally said: "dodge ram 1500, big horn edition". what an idiot. (TrandemT*******)
Sent my sister flowers and chocolate cuz a boy is bein an idiot. ima send him somethin else (Symfo*****)
This idiot cop is parked in a ditch of wet grass in a Dodge Charger!! Wet grass and rear wheel drive. Try to pull me over. (Thereal*******)
To the HS guys in the oldsmobile next to me who are making dumb noises at my dog, you sound like an idiot. (KChrist*******)
Sarah Palin is the reason Obama won. America wasn't ready for a change. She's just an idiot. (A2fe***)
Idiot of the period award: tabitha salchenberg - can't pronounce copernicus: says copernisioius (TaylorTr*******)
What are you doing about your life now? Put something into life, don't just sit there like an idiot." - Dame Vivienne Westwood (TheFashi*******)
I must be an idiot. For some reason I thought coming home from 3 hours of dance and doing 3 more hours of work was a wicked sweet idea. (Girl****)
What. An. Idiot. Versace boots 'To die for' (what and child exploitation isn't?). Next she'll want boots made of an Indian child. (2man****)
Cannot get enough of machine head at the moment, wish i was back at the 02 watching the moshpit while headbanging like an idiot *sigh* (Tinabea******)
Frnz i know im an idiot. having a laptop with me. but still using ugly touch screen phone. back in a sec. (Imsa****)
You feel like a prize idiot wondering what the hell is wrong with your optical mouse. and finding out a couple of days later that. (Keh***)
Seriously? Chaps to ride a motorcycle? Just wear leather pants. You look like an idiot either way. (Therenj******)
Obama is an idiot on the border issue, worried about sending the wrong message? (Spart*****)