60 External CommentsGosh darn it, I just had a Fire Extinguisher fall on my head. Now I have a bump that is as big as an egg, and a headache. (Blind****)
So. I somehow managed to set the oven on FIRE. first time actually using a fire extinguisher-- quite a mess!! Happy Birthday to me?? (NickiF******)
My favorite cake disaster is on food network right now. Spoiler alert: it ends with a fire extinguisher. Awesome. (Andrea*****)
Fire extinguisher tip- 'I'm holding tight to my nozzle and then I squeeze.' (Rosein******)
Loves having fire extinguisher fights while in the shower with his fellow Narnians. (WillRet*******)
And it was Fire extinguisher if any one was interested. I won that round. (Kerry****)
Is it bad that I need a fire extinguisher every time I make a bowl of cereal? (JasonBJ******)
Need more than 10 Fire Extinguisher Cabinets? Great! We have a Credit Application to help! (Hallma******)
Heading out to demonstrate my prowess with a fire extinguisher. (Samo***)
Have you tried our Louisiana Hot OnYums? Better get some milk (or a fire extinguisher)! (Rudolp******)
Used a fire extinguisher to put out a fire today!! Gotta love fire training! =) (Scififa******)
Just taken fire extinguisher guy round a block of apartments to service, I'd swear he just went round breaking them so he could replace (Scarle*****)
I feel like I drank a bottle of fire extinguisher last night. Which I'm not ruling out. (Mysweet******)
Well hopefully this weekend Ill have my fire extinguisher, and fuel to light up the belt. cannot wait! (Butter******)
Well at least net keeps a fire extinguisher handy! 8d crisis averted \o/ time for pie! (MyUSofw*******)
Dearfuturehusband pls have a fire extinguisher in the kitchen for me (GlennyK******)
I should have my own show on food network. no joke my skills are so good its scary. now where is that fire extinguisher? (Mtkryp******)
I will not take fire extinguisher to geography to prove it does snow in melbourne (Scifig*****)
Saw my dad today! He bought a 3rd fire extinguisher for his house & drove me to Best Buy in his VW turbo bug. Gotta love him! (MkeN***)
If you are going to play w/ fire, expect to get burned. I wish I had an xxl fire extinguisher :( (Kungpa******)
Not that the maintenance man of my complex just gave me a fire extinguisher & suggested that I put it in my truck (Professo*******)
Highlight of work last night was the chef onstage with his instrument, the fire extinguisher, putting out the fire from the light in ceiling (CandyCa*******)
Lets role play my dick is a fire extinguisher and your face is the fire and im going to put it out (OG_Origi*******)
Who knew the fire extinguisher in the cargo hold of a plane was so important? Will still make it to Fargo tho. (TroyHa*****)
Today is my grandfather bowness' 95th birthday! 95! i was not the first person to mention a fire extinguisher in relation to candle supply. (Karenb******)
My whole apartment smells like I went camping! time to buy a new wood cutting board, and a fire extinguisher! (ShawnB*****)
Today In History: Thomas J Martin patents fire extinguisher in 1872 (Jshack*****)
Please be safe and save lives everyday we must carry a fire extinguisher in our cars also have a great day! (Imthe*****)
Aha! this nigha sprayed the fire extinguisher an pulled tha alarm. i (Iroks*****)
On this day in 1872, Thomas J. Martin was awarded a patent for the fire extinguisher. (Daveka******)
Is in the mood to push someone down the stairs hit them over the head with a fire extinguisher then bury the body under the garden patio. (HeatherL*******)
Very exciting day getting things ready for new extension to business. Who would have thought buying a fire extinguisher was fun! (Gadgeth******)
Thomas J Martin, a Black inventor, was awarded a patent for the Fire Extinguisher on March 26, 1872. (Origina*******)
On this day in 1872: Thomas J. Martin patented the fire extinguisher (TheFres*******)
Would like someone to do this assignment for me . Anyone a fire extinguisher expert?? (Princes******)
Oops. Backed into the fire extinguisher in the hall after dpdefense. Loud bang on floor. Symbolic? Somehow? (Kste****)
Blackhistory today 1872 Thomas J. Martin is awarded a patent for the fire extinguisher. (Brando******)
Black History 365 - Thomas J. Martin = patented the fire extinguisher on this day back in 1872. POW! (Shayl*****)
Nano catches fire. That's not good. Too bad u can't even fit in a fire extinguisher! No space! (Mmalh*****)
Fact: Landlords are scum of the earth. Watson is at daycare and i'm worried about my house. If you don't own a fire extinguisher, buy one! (Bthomp*****)
It doesn't even look like snow. It looks like fire extinguisher foam. (Creepi******)
Another Nano catches fire. Please somebody tell Mr. Tata to instal a water hoze and fire extinguisher in the cars too. (Indusl*****)
Downstairs the flat is covered in fire extinguisher dust. I'm proud to say I passed out before this happened. (Jackthe******)
Fun Fact: March 26, 1872 - Thomas J. Martin patented the fire extinguisher (Tequila*******)
My damn hand is swollen from the STUPID fire extinguisher! don't ask. Just don't ask. (Ipsil*****)
How to use a fire extinguisher: "Aim the whore (I swear that is what the man said, may mean horn). Squeeze. Something will come out." (Prempa******)
On my way home to get ready for the studio! get the fire extinguisher mike and evan! (Sensm****)
So my mom told me to get the fire extinguisher. I go get it the tag reads: Invalid 1yr after purchase. The date of purchase. 1969! (MissV****)
Oh! almost forgot! random word of the day. "fire extinguisher" it's two words. but i like it. (Shazl*****)
Ah yes. Contemplating getting fire extinguisher re smoking in bed. (JimPat*****)
Attempting to make waffles for the first time. Getting the fire extinguisher ready. (Teend****)
Like a movie man. flew dwn the stairs. broke fire extinguisher out of case, flew bac up stairs. broke safety clip BaM! Extinguished tht ish ! (Skarlet*******)
So, i came back into my room to find ryans fire extinguisher spraying. ensuing cleanup not fun. luckily it was just on the tile floor.. (Andrew******)
Everytime I walk pass a fire extinguisher I wanna break the glass (Shawty******)
I smell burn. They just can't get enough of the new toast/egg-maker combo downstairs. Must go intervene with fire extinguisher. (Cathrya*******)
Lawn catches fire next to it, not my lawn. I get fire extinguisher with other neighbors to try and put it out. then I yell fuel tank. (Des**)
The other with a fire extinguisher in a basket. put shower gel on milk bottle. xmas tree and tinsel in fridge. beermat between bread slices (Lero***)
He came at me with a samurai sword, a fire extinguisher and some chinese throwing stars. (Sketty******)
Went to fire station today, my first time using a fire extinguisher and a fire hose (Kyra****)
In a modern art gallery, is the fire extinguisher part of the exhibition? (John****)
