60 External CommentsFirst step healthcare reform, next step price control on gas . wait we tried that second step already and we fell on our asses . (Krop****)
Florinmall where i whooped alot of yall asses in marvel vs capcom in the tilt (Monte_c******)
Youlooklikethetype to buy a long ass weave and front talmbout ''my dad was dutch and my mother is cherokee'' lying asses! (ErbodyHa*******)
Why is it those cheap asses that don't chip in on the giftie are always up in the receivers face when the gift is presented? (Photo_*****)
Bought my jason aldean tickets--guest jake owen. can't wait to see both of their sexy asses. (Huska_c******)
Man, The Black Dagger Brotherhood series is pretty awesome. Such gorgeous softy bad asses. Sigh. (TheDa*****)
To keep my bad azz kids out of trouble. ima make they asses watch lockup and let them listen to all the years these folks be getting for (College******)
I can tell some of these kids finna be some fast asses when they grow up. half of them got on colored lip gloss n BIG ASS hoop earrings (BJoi****)
Lakers are having their asses handed to them by the Oklahoma City Thunder. (NormF*****)
Vampire academy definitely kick Twilight and HoN asses and Im just on chapter 3 (Rey***)
Why should babies have the only clean asses. I use baby wipes too :) (IamRos*****)
Watching Animal Planet shows about dumb asses keeping pets that can kill them. Things like vipers and leopards. (Tbizzle******)
Ole crab in the bucket asses . throw some ole bay on your sorry asses. crack you open with a nutcracker. low down dirty shame lol (RIGA****)
Wow Air Force Recruiters always have an excuse to cover their asses :( (Jaredgil*******)
Chuck Norris invented the life cycle so that he wouldn't have to repeatedly kick the asses of the same people for eternity. (Chuck_*****)
Computer store messed up their first counts and now we have to go save their sorry asses. (Ann***)
Put al* your enemies under your feet & use they asses as a footstool! stepuponthem duh* ;) (PrettyKi*******)
See.. i knew lil wayne said i'm at yo face like lancome not man cum. ol nasty asses.. (Naom***)
Im so sore from laser tag. I went commando on their asses i got MVP 4 times! :D (Darkel******)
Alright you party goers. Wake y'all asses up for church in the morning. And get there early if you don't wanna sit in the overflow! (Miss***)
Having your iPhone unlocked to a tmobile DEAD just get the AT&T network damn, cheap asses (GotItL******)
I swear it was like a bee hive fell frm da tree all da hot asses out. (Rica****)
What's really good w/these dudes &these bejeweled belts, bad enough yall pants are below ur asses, now yall messing w/the bedazzler. smh (Core_A*****)
If whisper in my ear and your breath smells like 10 asses locked in a Ford prius with the windows up in the saharra dessert (DuceC*****)
Argus went well. know I can make top 500 next year! but return trip home thru George some asses broke into my car. was away for 3mins! (Yodab****)
The day after Michael Jackson Moonwalked on Motown 25, Fred Astaire called him and said "You put them on their asses last night." BALLER. (BarthDoe*******)
Club 31 tonight pajama/lingerie jam everybody free in pajamas & lingerie. dont be lame bring yall asses out and party hardy lmao (Envy_****)
Imnotbeingrudebut I am tired of Vodacom dragging their asses! Give me my Blackberry Storm for F sake! (Rosesi******)
Steal the sd card from a loved ones digital picture frame! Take pics of folks asses! Place back in digital frame! (BigR***)
Fine, take yall asses to good ol Mattel and HAVE AT IT.. or holla lil kim to get the original barbie (Vau***)
If a canadian station doesn't pick him up i'll march to crtc and kick their asses. wheres my kayak? (LittleM******)
Youremember getting whooped w/ an extension cord or a coat hanger? Don't front! Y'all asses got whooped too! (MsBoss*****)
I play mp for fun, not for score. Also i kick mouse asses with gamepad in ut3 tf2 and usually im in 3 1st places in end of match. (V00d0****)
Commies & Sanghis, habitually, can only communicate in cowbelt rustic idiom while forgetting that Keralites are not illiterate dumb-asses. (Democra*******)
I agree. They use religion as an excuse to be asses. The church also brainwashes them. Blind faith gets you into Heaven. (Piave****)
Hip Hoppers say, The girls move their asses up and down. but Punk Rockes like us say, Hot guys, Eye liner, skinny jeans. are singing for us. (Punke****)
Welcometonigeria Where a 12 year old boy sits on the computer in an internet cafe and get hundreds of dumb asses to give up thousands a day (Inem****)
Where a 12 year old boy sits on the computer in an internet cafe and get hundreds of dumb asses to give up thousands a day! (Inem****)
DontGetInMyCar If yo breath smell like 2 asses rubbing together & a wet billy goat! O_o (TheFNBAR*******)
Your gonna hear bars when me and marv drop gold mink coat on your dumb asses. boy. yes, Im a rapper now. (M__A_*****)
Whydo ugly chicks swear they cute when they're asses look like MAyor Edward Koch and Bill O'Reily as 1 like voltron (Renji*****)
To funny , I watched it again day before yesterday. What a couple of sweet dumb asses LOL."I know you touched my drum sticks" (TikiTom******)
RADIO SHACK need to hurry up and call me back. i dnt have all day to be waiting on their asses! (Womp_*****)
Bet they black asses won't b in Madison.. Renaissance too expensive for them lol (Arizzle******)
Youremember getting caught stealing baby doll clothes haha man we got our asses whooped that night! (LOVEs****)
Wow I just learn some about self defense! it's awesome! I won't need any man around me, now I can kick their asses by myself muajaja (FaallOu******)
What do you think of my lenscrafters slogan: "we put the asses in eyeglasses"? -- no good. (Jond***)
Shoutout to the dumb asses walkin around A Taste Of N. O. with brand new bright ass shoes (DJ_Dny*****)
Umm. they just got their asses handed to them by a bunch of girls when they were trying to ride giant koi fish? (Dsa***)
New Orleans Saints set to kick the Minnesota Vikings' asses again on opening day (Trekk*****)
Wow this is gayer than three dicks touching. Pull your heads outa asses hawkes (SCROTUM******)
Boy if Kendrick Perkins knew that you guys made kendrickperkinsface a trending topic he would whoop all of your asses. lmao (Superno******)
I saw Tara played once Lol. she uses 4 turn tables! while these pussy asses DJ's play on CD player. Lol (RunwayM******)
Blazers 1-1 Phoenix. got our asses handed to us via Grant Hill and Jason Richardson. still good to come back 1-1 after two away games. (Hookah*****)
Macys wouldn't let me return the etnies in women shoes asses now in a line forever (Dabrina******)
Kutner: "We're not playing Ghost Recon with you though." 13:"Because I kicked your asses last time?" You go girl! xD (RolyPol******)
Too bad you guys never punked Jillian Michaels. She might have kicked your asses. ( What would your fans say? ) (BillGer*******)
U are the most bad ass out of all bad asses! ur muther friggin Ben Graupner (Monkeyju*******)
Its 2 pigeons in my backyard. I'm very tempted to get the BB gun and shoot both they asses lol (Dutch*****)
Mccanns complain about not having had ". a rolls royce service" -any response? pj pt lp uk jimgamble ceop a kick in the horses asses? (Gatoda*****)