Squirt - USA

My new house mate is a spurs fan, they are currently losing. I don't give a squirt about football but this pleases me. (Ost2****)

Biology Lesson 35: The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (Annoyin******)

I love korn, and twiztid and white zombie! gimmie a remix with all three and id squirt the walls hahahahaha!! geekin just a lil! =) (Doll_ho*******)

I stole a squirt of your wife's perfume. It's Clinique Happy. Get a whiff of those sparklin' top notes (Terah*****)

Big congrats to my son who just made the Anaheim Ice Squirt Tournament Team! (Todr***)

Today we got confirmation that I probably have pneumonia, as does the squirt and his dad. Joyous day. (Keb***)

Ya see Geofrey, I can show you how to do it. make a lollipop squirt squirt a lot of fluid. (_LMM***)

Read up on 2012 mythology unfortunately I'm not going to be able to squirt inside on june 2012 the worlds not ending =[ (MrCon*****)

Ok. my teacher jus said somethin about makin it squirt. iCant.. I'm Leaving (DeeLu****)

OH: "You can't squirt your baby with a bottle of water to get them to be quiet." Response: "Has anyone tried?" (Imk***)

Robyn: "did you just squirt tomato juice all over my sheets?" me: "no." (Winte*****)

I just had a contest with myself to see how much reddi-whip i could squirt in my mouth. i won. (AkaM****)

The best feeling is anticipating a squirt gun & being surprised wit a super- soaker (ILuvTru******)

The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!! (Fierce*****)

Defeat Jack w/ an elite team? Pft. All he needs is smoke bombs & a pistol. Heck, he could have beat 'em w/ a squirt gun. He's Jack! (Rockc*****)

Freakyfactsays eating the vagina rite she'll squirt everytime (YABO***)

When life gives you lemons, use them to squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemies (RANDOMs******)

Ways2annoypeople On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns. (Way2anno*******)

This mans friends tells him to squirt a lime into his eye & he does it. Who does that. (Empress*******)

I wont ask u 2 swallow.& i dont want u 2 ask me would i swallow your squirt ma. just know i'll hold u down so hold me down (I_Shoot_*******)

Jr High Girl at Small Group: "Are you going to squirt your baby in the face when he cries like you do to your dog when he cries" - L. S. (JanaLyn*******)

Why is that little squirt on the TT list again!??! I was happy all day without him! (Saki****)

When life hands you lemons, cut them up into little wedges and squirt people in the eye with them. (Resarr******)

Milking out these last precious moments of weekend to the fullest. m *squirt* (_thesh*****)

Getting ready to log in for webcam shows & feeling pretty dominate today if thats what you need. or come see me squirt my juices allover U (Adora****)

Shoutout2DaGirlz who like to squirt into coke bottles and have it refrigerated for their man to drink when he comes home from work (Coco_*****)

When life hands you lemons. squirt the juice in peoples faces, then. run like hell! (LilGrayW*******)

It sounded like Alton Brown said "squirt steak". That would be disgusting. He must've said skirt steak. (Rang****)

Day 3 of potty training. Squirt woke up dry and used the potty. We are on our way. (Brooksi******)

Conway Fire Dept had a crew school2do the"Crawl. Drag&Squirt" program. I totally lucked out this afternoon. need I say more? HA! (Wdoo***)

Ever made a girl squirt . its funny. its like turning on a water fountain real fast (Mikey_ye*******)

Farrah Fawcett did the VO for the faucet in Disney's The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars. Red did VO for the faucet's son named Squirt. (Farrahfo*******)

I mixed picot with squirt and i was surprised at How good it tasted!! lol Thanks (Partii*****)

Gardeners hands from crabtree amd evelyn Comes in one of them aluminum squirt bottles In need of a new hand cream, suggestions? (Gia2cast*******)

Thought about what if i 'squirt' toothpaste in my mouth and just chew it 'kind of', will that work? (Samecol******)

Okay.. seriously.. I think Ruby Red Squirt is the best liquid to grace this planet. (Dusk****)

Down side to succulent Italian tomatoes out of the dehydrator? Just how far the juices can squirt when you eat them. lol (Sunshi******)

Back from vet and PAH. Molls did NOT like the muzzle and kennel cough nasal squirt. Happy enough now though! (Cyber****)

Everyone should own a leatherman squirt. 2x as good as a swiss army knife and only 3x as expensive (Princeof*******)

I was thinking more like a squirt gun with a zippo lighter attached to it. (Hydrap*****)

Last week the boy worked out that most of his bath toys would squirt water - at me. Today he worked out how to refill them.! (LiamCh*****)

It's Malibu rum, Pernod (or any absinthe you have on hand) and a squirt of Sriracha. con't (Pinchyda*******)

If my mom mention them dishes one'mo'gain! Ima squirt ha ass w. Dish detergent (IBEN***)

When Life Gives You Lemons, You squirt them in peoples eyes - haha . (MszAmani*******)

Crush is better than squirt! :D haha. lakers 16th championship! who! i want my cookie!! :] (Rickge*****)

I call her ms. liketosquirt but the way I make her cum you would think she gotta squirt (Ether*****)

If no dishwasher, is it easy to get inside the Squirt to clean by hand?? (Navana******)

Josiah won't drink the new "yucky" medicine, but happily lets me squirt it into his mouth with a syringe. (Melli****)

Gotta take my umbrella out and get ready bout to pull down, squirt out, real heavy (HOOkD*****)

It depends how high of an arch you can squirt and how much velocity it carries. (MrKraft*******)

Grab my ass and beat it up so hard I squirt all ova dat dick horny as fuck mane (DoLLfaC******)

Yu can eat it like a treat yu can squirt yu and skeet ima freak i love to beat just dont get none in my sheets -_- (Nicole*****)

I love it when it's 12:30 and you're so tired that you squirt your lotion all over your carpet when the aim had been your hand. (Nancytur*******)

When she squirt on me, i go in beastmode & make her squirt even more. (Mike_W*****)

I was about to drink a squirt, but when i opened it it just went every where. Hahaha (MarciN******)

And the greens didn't squirt water the way Tiger tosses clubs?? (CLE***)

Well the salsa was in a packet like ketchup so i guess u just squirt (lol) alittle on each thing, thats like dipping? :P (GrapeGi*******)

So earlier my sisters & I had this squirt gun fight in the house. Hahaa it was crazy. My mom yelled at us all but it was still funny lol :) (NBBis*****)

U hear that dipset is gay parody!? Squirt it squirt it, oopsie daisy, Trojans and petroleum (Xsky****)

Jake is trying to squirt contact solution directly into his eyes, you guys!! (Byrd***)