60 External CommentsDamn shorty who don't live on my floor just stunk up the bathroom real bad! (Ms_m****)
NowPlaying throwback T-pain ft. joc - Buy you a drank . "shorty watchu think bout that, il be in the grey cadillac.." (Wai***)
Fellas u wanna surprise ya shorty wit a nice lil gift? Them Burberry Sandals wud b right. Every girl likes some Burberry! (Daff****)
Shorty tryna holla. She got on a light up belt buckle with her name scrolling? (Danny****)
Opened a new tab:: out of the 9 "most visited" sites .. (2)social (2)video games (2)porn (1)my bank (1)youtube (1)shorty's bank (BRhod****)
I just found my enchanted castle birthday VHS from when I was shorty anybody got a vhs player? (Kirk****)
Damn shorty walkin infront of me ass is bigger than the damn baby carriage (Lkingr*****)
DidntWannaTellYou but just cause ur "talkin" to a shorty does not mean thats ur girl, stop tryin to cuff before u get to know her (Classiq*******)
Since the blackhawks PP has been so terrible, maybe they can flip it and score a shorty here! (Dereks******)
Craft show tomorrow at Shorty Howell. All proceeds from our booth go to support Relay for Life and Breast Cancer 3-Day. (Hort****)
Shorty just pulled out the COBY Walkman and flipped the tape whosemansisthat? (RAref****)
Only wearin tennis shoes and u a female dead dead step ya game up shorty (LexiTh******)
New A-Town Hat pocket full of stack fresh white tee true religion jeans got them jordans on shorty whats goin on ? (Mitchell*******)
Ok ok ok. So shorty has to use hair pieces to cornrow her natural hair to then sow in the tracks. This process is crazy. (Trixie*****)
My shorty got a Bowflex stomach, slim waist & an ass u would not believe; what your shorty got? (Tha_re******)
My shorty got a sexy ass Bowflex stomach w/ a belly ring to match. what your shorty got? (Tha_re******)
Dontactlikeyounever threw a used condom in a shorty's baby crib or under her bed or pillow case! (Cok3wa******)
Shorty sittin next 2 me wearin dis nice lil brown dress. why she juss told me she aint wearin pannies. wat does a man say 2 dat. lol (Rodthe******)
Tyne individuate sogginess Alger shorty yoga retread politicly semifinalist! (TypeWrit*******)
Not only does this shorty have on baby doll shoes but they white and patent leather. Smh. Dem shoes are from satan (Solefo*****)
Shorty told my man she didn't do me two summers ago bc I had a full size bed! Why do ladies lie (Full_ti*******)
Comingup inthemix fly - im so gone, travis porter - go shorty. live drive at 5 w/ wlyx967. com or wjiz. com (TheRea*****)
I'm looking at all the pics I took last night, S/O to shorty in the red dress "I think I love her" (Gucci voice) (Cheek*****)
Girl on me Cuh im Soo tatted yellow Diamond Shorty Clubk Str8qh flexxin im Lookin a Yellowbkone Lonq Hair lonq hair Starr thicc in this Hips (Theereal*******)
Just was standing next to four people from biggest to smallest . The shorty said we look like the cingular bars lol (Melsizz*******)
She a di next big bumbo ole. but how shorty see dem smtn deh & still deh wid him =| (Royal****)
I LOVE why! Boy meets world, breathe, freedom, father, hey young world, life as a shorty, stars (Gelib****)
TheresnothingLike ya shorty fixin u a hot plate and some good head rite after (Daddy_******)
Da lightskin shorty from katt williams movie 'internet dating' is one of da baddest I seen in my life. (Shadb****)
Waiting on line the rockaway fish house while flirting with the order takers "What up shorty!" (GXTBr****)
I'm from a ward so I'm hard. You mad? lol 12thward,2thward, Uptown in the building. ya heard me *in my Magnolia Shorty bounce voice* (Topmode******)
Goin get the lyrics to magnolia shorty smokin gun on his stomach adlibs n all. (Str8E45******)
New Oddyssey Dry Cell in the Harley. 12.85 Volts of happiness. 1st 360 burnout of the year Shorty's Shop. (Milho*****)
This shorty got the uggz alternative leather knee high boots! (Gleam****)
Im a Monsta Baby your shorty loves me cause im fresher dan a johnson and johnson Baby ;-) (MrAma****)
I was in a restuarant wit shorty n I pulled out the gucci wallet and shorty said wow guess packin out oranges and apples pay good! (Djca****)
Golf gps ireland: 'shorty suction cup golf cart mount for skycaddie sg2 sg2.5 sg3 sg4 sg5 golf buddy sonocaddie (GolfGPS*******)
I was under 2 lbs! very preemie and health issues! all is good now, except for being a shorty! but that's why I be so awesome! (Unrehe*****)
Shorty respect my freshness . I'm a charmin yung man u could tell by the neckless (Yung***)
Shorty I invite u to get rid of that jet blue dude and jump on this G4 lifestyle (Markbe******)
Yo sister juss ode Blessed me wyt the tattoo supplies. now im bacc on decc. so shorty wat the fucc u want (G3o***)
I'd rather a sidekick over a razor any day .. lmaoo shorty in front of me was dead speed texting on her razor phone. (HOW_FK******)
My text have been messing up though. Shorty politely took a screen pic on his iphone as proof and sent it to me lol smh (Jasmin*****)
Shorty had the guess jeans with the triangle on the butt! Ahh man throwback, takes me to them highschool days! (Missw*****)
Man I love donnell jones song "shorty" hell I just donnell jones he kinda looks like bestie BT kingsley*sidenote may 9th hou improv * (Keish*****)
These Seven jeans aren't fitting like I want them to. Prob bc (*Dream voice*) "Shorty right here's a 10! Hey! A 10!" Lol! (QsMo****)
The shorty birthday bash tomorrow at board walk apt 6432! be there' (Go_ceod*******)
Shouts to the shorty with the fake 103VIP cut the line pass. the were issued out on card stock and a seal . not hp color copy paper (DaBlo*****)
Hair finally straight. I'm back silky lookin lite brite damn near white. Lol. (thinkin about my Shorty) (Mina****)
First short shouldn't have been but was a Home Run of 2010 at yankee Stadium. a shorty flyball turns into 3 runs for Paul Konerko (RyanR*****)
The kid is fresh out of pull ups training pants, he shouldn't be singing about his 'shorty' or 'baby' (Coryb*****)
Shorty got on a winter hat, dress. leg warmers & flip flops. wheredeydadatat? lmao (SHiiN*****)
Na shorty said 1 of the bags had 2 cups one wit a blue ribbon & the other pink & it had her corsadge in there (Daly***)
Two new albums you need if you like music: The Hold Steady- "Heaven is Whenever" and Trombone Shorty- "Backatown" Get them now! (Justinw******)
Just purchased/downloaded "Backatown" by Trombone Shorty from the Ubuntu One Music Store (YatPu****)
Is listening to Hurricane Season by Trombone Shorty. Excellent. (KirtW*****)
Started my day listening to Trombone Shorty on NPR's Mountain Stage! Thanks . (DianeWe******)
While I smoke shorty sip Chardonnay I lay lay back cognac I don't even drink like tht I sell CRACK! (Fishgre******)
I saw the dereon symbol! lol. shorty was trying to put in work though. trying. lol. (Thejaz*****)
Ok time to get dress and pack. weekend getaway wit my little short brown skin shorty (CocoCh******)
