Scissors - USA

Realise the sec1s like to play the scissors-paper-stone winner slap loser's palm game. All the classes I relieve play it ! (Djo***)

I should have brought my cuticle scissors and nail clippers. All this waiting has me tearing at my fingers with my teeth. (Justi*****)

Things never found at kristens house: finger nail clippers, scissors, pencils, pencil sharpeners, brushes, socks, and the thermometer. arg! (Kriste*****)

I have to buy a new pair of nail clippers/scissors everytime I need to cut my nails. I have no idea where they go. (Zani***)

You know you've hit rock bottom when your high def LCD computer monitor is scratched by little kid scissors. Great. Let the screaming begin. (Heycour*******)

And then i fished a library card out of a floppy disk drive with a pair of scissors. (Siren*****)

Debbie Harry has perfected the art of being able to cut glass underwater with a pair of scissors (Peacoc*****)

My friend said that pocket knife of her has scissors and a nail file. Hopefully she doesn't pick her teeth with em (Hi_ImJ_******)

Orriite the kent sitting near me whips out a pocket knife attached to his keys with some scissors and starts cutting his nails.. Uh.. (Ginger******)

Just played: Seven Ravens - Kiss Me at the Gate - Tape and Scissors(Superphonic) (WRNC_****)

Blade. tweezers. toothpick. corkscrew. can opener. screwdriver. nail file, scissors. hook. ballpoint pen. fish scaler. wrench. Do ur thing & kill him! (Alejand******)

Got a tetanus shot so I won't have to replace my can opener or grooming scissors. (Blab****)

Why is it, that when little ones are quiet, you invariably find them with scissors, in the sewing basket, cutting up things they shouldn't? (HC_Illu*******)

Dreamt the sound of scissors, cutting stitches out, then discarding the used, recording all my problems onto memory cards. (Adr**)

How would YOU punish a 4yo who took scissors to something that wasn't hers? (exercise machine foam handles) (Lala****)

Jaguar diamond e designs day night jaguart cj3 best sellers in sweden norway finland netherlands free thinning scissors every order (Scissor******)

Leonardo da vinci invented scissors. woahh. if i weren't hating him for being the topic of my paper i would think that was pretty cool. (Mclain*****)

Cleaning out the trackball on the blackberry Tour should not have to involve scissors and strips of paper. redonkulous. (IrishF*****)

New goal - My mom says I have to have the muslin for my formal gown done by Friday, or else no Anime Day! *pulls out pins & scissors* Ciao! (Salan*****)

Also, check to see if a casino has rock/paper/scissors, guess the or war (ode to Vegas Vacation). (Danwe*****)

Well the lawn mower is acking up. Hmm Bummer now I have to go find the scissors. :) (Miked****)

I need a bowl, scissors, five stamps, and an abacus and I can start brainstorming. (Girlj*****)

I have put the scissors and letter opener out of reach just in case I feel the urge to stab an accounts administrator in the neck. (Clums*****)

I have 3 pairs of scissors and a letter opener at my desk at work. How did this happen? I'm not preparing for a riot nor a decoupage spree. (Johnmc******)

The barber shop, scissors in the mouth was a nod to Argento's Opera as well, right? Love me some giallo. (Marcus*****)

My house is so strange. You go looking for scissors and you find a shoe for a Ken doll. Weird morning already. (Iluvbei******)

Knitting needles are fine. I took 2 pair (metal) on the plane to and from California along w/ small pair of scissors. Cheers! (Imbo***)

Imagine Pookie {new jack city} and Kramer {seinfeld} had a baby. that's what Zyrtec-D has done to me. Bzzt. No scissors today! (Mayaleer*******)

Theresnothinglike scissors crunching through a fresh piece of construction paper. (MadSciC******)

Rolls around in tape, construction paper, markers, glue, scissors.* He he :) (MachoM*****)

Sorry 'bout the butter dish. I've not broken any dishes lately but I did drop a pair of scissors on my cat! Oops! (she's ok) (Kit_th******)

Husband has asked me to quit checking shopkeeper's scissors to make sure they're using authentic Fiskars scissors. Can't help myself. ~Ang (Fiska*****)

It is time to start shearing sheep and I'm not looking forward to this at all! I shear with Fiskars 8" bent scissors: very slow, but cheap. (Morriso*******)

Here comes! P-Rod style baby yeah! After we out of college, scissors and razer gon do magic (Pseoa****)

Whoever cut Jeff Hardy's hair should be banned from scissors. (Prettyhe*******)

Kid,"Can I borrow a scissors?" for what I ask. "You wouldn't understand". Hm. "I need to put fishing line in my ear piercing for practice" (Hardcor*******)

Very responsible shopping: chinos, kitchen scissors, baby jacket, running socks. So far. (Antonya******)

Cut with scissors, then with electric razor, so little bit keeps in place, then with a 'normal' razors :P (Manv***)

Having your Scissors, Nippers, & Clipper Blades Sharpened saves you MONEY, Its better & cheaper than buying new (Clippe******)

Laughs:: Always nice to reclaim so much swag, huh? Or just to know those big scissors are somewhere safe again!! (FroggyPr*******)

Trigun, Sakura Wars (steamtech power armor) Pumpkin Scissors, Full Metal Alchemist, Last Exile, Steam Detectives (Thiefof******)

I need a paper cutter. I can draw straight lines with no problem but scissors have a mind of their own. (Heathe*****)

She found my sewing box, and thought the scissors looked like fun. (Kitche******)

First kid to bring me the scissors wins. But you can't run around the ottoman, gotta jump over it. ready? GO! (Chunks******)

Scrapbooking w/out glue dots & 30 different punches & scissors, love that! (Putit****)

Ha! I'm telling my husband that you check scissors for the Fiskars brand logo too! =) ~Angela 009 (Fiska*****)

I thought I was the only one that checked scissors to see if people are smart enough to use Fiskars! Susan (Ilove*****)

Yeah the show was good I bought some new scissors and also a new lilac tunic for reiki :) (Dream*****)

Tonight we play at 'Rock Paper Scissors'! Comedy & song, Peter Parker's Rock n Roll Club, basement, 4 Denmark St. Bring the noise and that. (UkeAt****)

Ummkay, passport photos = digital camera in front of a wall, printed on deskjet & cut w/scissors. wow. (SaBe****)

Scrapbooking Tip 23: Tim Holtz's Grungeboards allow you to create your own "chipboards" by cutting with a scissors or a die-cut machine (Scrapo******)

Layin on the canvas Instead of in the ready position like praying mantis Scissors landvis grand fist (Jis2***)

I managed to use poultry scissors w/o seriously maiming myself. Anyone who knows me knows why this should be celebrated. (Ade**)

Ghost Recon future soldier is going to own rock paper scissors 2! not kill cam, radar, noob cannon or perks to noobify the hunt (O0REC****)

Help! wants to attack me with the scissors and the paper cutter just cause I said I didn't wanna share the bed with her beach (Bella****)

Time's running out. What say we settle this with a quickfire round of scissors, paper, stone? (Carolan******)

Oh, by the way, I took the shavers and scissors to my head this morning. (Callthe*******)

Books that I bought: Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, A Charmed Life: Growing Up in Macbeth's Castle, Running with Scissors, & Flat Belly Diet. (Kerryan*******)

Watching Madagascar 2: "Don't let Mort on the plane! He's carrying scissors and hand cream!" My favorite Dreamworks movie!! (Kmfo***)

Thanks for "introducing" me to Tim Holtz's scissors. Am seroiusly loving them! (Special*******)