60 External CommentsIf I were a porn star, I would b t kind whose willing to do "it" with farm animals for a measly extra few bucks. (Cip***)
I can't open my formspring, tumblr and other accounts because of our Net Nanny. :( PLEASE, iblock lang ang porn sites not my accounts! (SaraSo*****)
As a former bookstore employee. I can attest to the ability of taschen porn to get a man through the day (Cahe***)
If there was a porn parody of night at the museum would it be called "dumb dumb want cum cum?" (Big_Be*****)
All you young people and your modern electronics. your camcorders. your childrens card games. and your porn. (Sexyma******)
Just read this story about this dumb ass batch who got in2 porn & how it ruined her life. Now she needs donations to get her baby diapers (SNAXTIO******)
Saw a black gay porn star at Starbucks. The that I knew who he was makes my right arm tingle. (IGuy***)
I apparently named a wow character after a porn star. I didn't know (hangs head) (MissP****)
The only people who go into internet cafes these days are those who want porn with their cappuccino, and those who don't own a scanner. (SHARK*****)
I find it funny my hotel has state-of-the-art Nintendo 64 games avaliable. It's hard to choose between that and the overpriced porn. (Wein***)
Is it an oxymoron to complain about porn spam when your domain is a sex related domain name? (RexD****)
Omg! Pull up to Sharks to get husband's wings. (4 kids in car). Tell me why theyr mopping watching porn?! Explain that 2 my babies! (Nurse*****)
Octomom considering selling her octopus to the porn industry to pay for mortgage and collagen implant payments (He_got_t*******)
Yep. Pretty this dude's a deviant. Craigslist "Casual Encounters" page up on the computer screen. Already toljall he was watchin porn before (JAlexa*****)
My Mom keeps sending me bible devotions via email. . I'm going to start sending her gay porn and see how she likes it. (Kelly****)
Another reason to love the purple disc, dvd-r: crap substitles. "you wrote me a poem" = "you roped me a porn" (Nabila******)
A porn Noel Coward is a great idea though. Berobed. holding a cigarette holder, spitting out witty bon mots between effortless groin thrusts (Hoodedm******)
I get online and stare at and lust after Nike shoes for hours at a time. Seriously. Not as serious as a porn addiction, but still worr . (Gradywh*******)
Now he gets to use all this braggin bout sleeping w/married men, partying and doing porn in a web camera in her home against her in court. (Seaso*****)
Opened a new tab:: out of the 9 "most visited" sites .. (2)social (2)video games (2)porn (1)my bank (1)youtube (1)shorty's bank (BRhod****)
He'd made everyone's year by discovering some Ancient's secret stash of really good porn. An important cultural find, the sociologists said (Melonbu*******)
Guess now that Adam's coming home, I have stop using his sock drawer to store the cat food and take my candy out of the sex toy/porn drawer. (Luvlostl*******)
I watched a porn & the sexy ass lighty was wearing a crucifix :O aint that blaspheme ? (MoreTh*****)
Don't know what bothers me the most: the huge projection of porn, that there are dutch subtitles or that it's about incest? (Anab****)
The only thing I remember from last night is pterodactyl porn. (_fi**)
Thank God that segment is over. And I thought pterodactyl porn was bad enough. E. T. porn with people in the 1800's topped it. (Bew***)
I think i'll sit on my bay window sill and listen to the rain fall on the window while watching some foreign films or porn (Suhaibc*******)
Tide febreze sport? next, charmin chef boyardee nerd, swiffer polo paraplegia, pledge garlic porn & bissell bacon lardvac. (Adtoth*****)
How can the chinese man in the barbers ask me if i want blue movies aka porn lmao!! (NicoCh*****)
Antisocialmediatips Weave lots of links for porn sites, unwanted gold sellers and teeth whitening into you (Lynn****)
P1 nation-why is it that this years prom dresses are going "porn??!!" what's up w/that. we dive into this now! p1's. (Chiowi******)
New network card for my laptop whohoo can watch porn again without having to reconnect 5 times (Ren**)
Didntwannatellyou but if your in the porn industry and can only afford a mini fridge get a new career this ones NOT working (Tha_fl******)
The telecaster deluxe black dove is a bit nice. guitar porn ftw! (Mr_Dre*****)
Switching between champs2010 and Targa Newfoundland rally trying to decide which is more exciting. Car porn or slow motion racing :| (RyanM*****)
As much as i tried to buy em out, my site is not toybox. com, its toybox-studios. com. no wonder ppl thought i did porn for a hot sec lmao :-\ (Toy***)
M gets mag in dark shrink wrap-i assume it is porn, and rip it open to find shareholders' info & proxy! HA! (Demet****)
Comparing marylin monroe to pam anderson is like comparing diamonds to . well, porn. (RACHE****)
Flipping channels & saw a beauty pagaent for 6 yr olds. Disgusting. Swimsuit contest is child porn. Moms somersaulting. Pathetic. Terrible. (Blue_eye*******)
Did anyone really need to tell us that Tiger Woods has porn on his iPhone? R we also shocked that he has golf clubs in his golf bag? (Beatl****)
Your momma is such a lindy hopper that she'll only watch porn from the 30s. (Ymis***)
He like em thick wit dreads, Ralph Lauren spread. lady in da streets porn star in bed :P (_theeD******)
Noceilingswednesday I like em thick and red, Ralph Lauren spread, lady in the streets, porn star in bed. (Travv*****)
After just his first day as a porn actor, Pinocchio was already sick of the joke. The next grip to yell, "Got wood?" was going to get it! (Ration******)
Ok, here goes: Beer love women insurance invest investing sex boob marijuana paxil erection porn pornography software computers shamwow (Infan****)
Confession i got hom to an empty house. thot wat th heck leme watch porn. and now th CD is stuck in dvd player. and oh. my mums on her way back (RiKOKO*****)
Things found in the back of my jeep (part 2): trumpet, ice fishing poles, fish finder, bag of clothes, spare tire, porn DVDs, beer cans (Razo****)
Things other than naked men with rippling muscles. Seriously. Try a still life or something. And stop posting your porn/art on facebook. (Dsho***)
The ramones concert in rock'n'roll high school was filmed at la's mayan theater. which was a porn triplex at the time! (Opha***)
Gets old seeing people look at porn on library computers. Glad to see somebody watching Beast Wars instead. (Onebi*****)
Jason: what are we doing downstairs, watching TV and guitar hero? Elliot: we could always watch some porn (X_Li****)
This lecture has descended into talk of 3d porn with 5.1 surround sound and smellovision. (Ados***)
Walking to the bus, I heard kids being called Teagan, Genesis, Jenna, and Brianna. I'm either in California or wandered onto a porn set. (Bis***)
Why is dude and his wife looking at PORN in their livingroom with drapes wide open on a 40 INCH TV? (Jer***)
Watching last nites CSI Las Vegas & wondering when this show became a softcore porn show? (The17*****)
Thinks there's somethng dodgy about the advert with the man deleting the internet history because he bought his wife a 'present' blates porn (Christi*******)
Looking at my dad's internet history and finding gross porn = priceless. (Cullam*****)
Lol my mom said "your brother installed porn on this pc, can you remove it?" it was in her internet history, a link to Xtube. (Roman_v*******)
Writing an essay on sex. typed in "sex" in google. results: 'PORN' 'X' 'Girls' - my internet history is gunna be SICK (Christi*******)
U got midget porn on ur flip down tv in ur ride still playin while ur in tha funeral line YouSoGangsta and (MRCHOCOL*******)
