60 External CommentsI hope there are no snakes on this plane. Or Ima gointa put a cap in it's face! (Boredin*******)
My first from my new netbook. but oops. the plane is here. gotta go. (Mostlya******)
Packing is all done. Nothing to do now but grab some sleep and then hop on the plane to Orlando and (PhotoW******)
Kid next to me on the plane has pokemon blue version, and 3 gameboys. This is bullshit. (JackH****)
I'm in an cancun with a model in the bedroom her pussy tight like a air plane bathroom! (AntDa*****)
Last min check, passport/ luggage/ things to do on the plane/ tools of destruction/ looks like I'm good to go :) (Kena****)
I'm only a bus, train, plane, mini-coach and hotel stay away from retrieving my car in Gainesville, FL! Woo! (Varyg****)
Did anyone see the golf fix tonight? what the hell is up with arnold palmer's sleeves? he could jump out of a plane with those things (AndyD****)
Hmm, do I bring the PA speakers and gear on the plane flight or road trip it with some Sydney TAYbies in tow? (JFlam*****)
And why do fat people always sit next to me on the plane? My passport is made out of bacon and my boarding pass is sprinkled with grits. (Hackyco******)
Where the heck is firthy part 7: heading to newcastle airport to board a tiny plane to sydney. pelican airlines? i hope it can flap hard! (Michael******)
Last night = freaking out and crap sleep over missing thumb drive. this morning = relief to find it in take on plane bag (Kim***)
I read a couple of good articles from my "Best American Sports Writing" book on the plane about Bo Jackson. (Bachel******)
Who knew the fire extinguisher in the cargo hold of a plane was so important? Will still make it to Fargo tho. (TroyHa*****)
Almost got in a Kindle vs. Sony e-reader fight with guy next to me on plane. Don't tell me stealing books makes yours better than mine. (Racke****)
I'm sure Virgin just paged the Choo Choo family. Thomas the Tank Engine is on this plane ? (Snurb_d*******)
I bought my plane ticket. I'm only gonna give u the date on the Mayan Calendar mwahahahaha: 12.9.17.5.6.5. Kimi.19. Poph. G7 (2413***)
Random I know how to get fake airplane tickets. Only thing it will do 4 u is get u pass security in the airport not onto a plane (SoCra****)
Oh yea, when I was on the plane back from Sydney, there was Gin Wigmore's album on the CD collection thingo, it is so awesome! love it! (Checke*****)
Long live rock n roll, however, I left my CD collection behind, because I didn't want to take it on the plane. I wish I had it with me now. (JonHun*****)
Ha. My version of planes trains and automobiles. First plane out of service. Sounds like a stall in RR. Now on plane two. I hope. (Khaf****)
How ironic, hearing King Crimson's Dinosaur song, just as the plane flew over the impact zone where extintion of dinosaurs began (Ruben_c*******)
Just spent 10 mins playing spot the difference on an updated Air Canada itinerary, would appear my plane is now leaving 5 mins earlier. (Ptw**)
Been stuck on a plane in Denver for almost two hours due to a snow storm. At least I can slam vodka. Thank you United first class upgrade! (Chip****)
On plane to HK for 7's partying. can't complain but will miss super 14 all wend. Kia kaha canes, time to get back on winners podium (Njq***)
Trying to look up plane tickets to Hawaii and tickets to Washington but of course the effin internet im stealing dont wanna work. Poop. Lol (ChariceT*******)
Watching Kill Bill, great film but my gripe is, they stress at Asians in customs, but that woman can walk into a plane with a samurai sword? (Swamib******)
Can we get Rush on a cargo plane bound for Costa Rica. or do we just hog tie him and place him in a catapult? (RickyP******)
I'm on a plane! (to Maui) Alaska Airlines assholes turned engines on before closing doors. Yay jet engine exhaust filling up cabin. (Em*)
On plane going to West Palm Beach, FL. Working on an article how marketing help grow my business. Maybe 5 tips to improve your business. (Stanle******)
All saints-the beach :) reminds me of when i was on the plane to turkey :) xx memories (Xxhoo*****)
Dude in security line was shocked he couldn't carry a 4" blade onto a plane. (BlaveF******)
Babyboomer boarding plane took up all of the overhead space with his excess carry-on luggage. Including last open spot above my seat. (Causedby*******)
Picked up some DVD R's, trying to get something hot for this 5.5 hour plane ride tomorro (Doct****)
Did u hear about the Aussie Pilot who constantly had the urge to crash the plane he was flying, the company knew but kept him flying planes (Damitt*****)
Boston is big, and staying in the Fairmont hotel is crazy. On the plane "We have no choices, but thank you for choosing us!" (Nerd_****)
Exclusive trip to flight simulator, for Boeings newest plane and i got to drive? :) that's whatsup (Kaylanaw*******)
We had to emergency land the plane. So now I'm stuck in Georgia. Excellent (Takemei*******)
Trying out compression socks on my long run today. Not very fashionable, but they sure worked on the plane. We'll see how they work running! (Mikego*****)
Im laying down half sleep and they're boarding the plane for Tokyo and this Asian runs full force towards me sheesh!! (Miss_*****)
On the first plane to Dallas. Forgot my Swiss Army knife was on my keychain. Guess I'm in the market for a new one. (Band***)
Georgeous day over L. A. from the plane. Never seen it so clear, beautiful and smog-free, from Big Bear Lake all the way to LAX (DavidO******)
If there was a HotTubTimeMachine on ConAir it would have been a party plane! (Dopey****)
Jimmy Bullard interview on Soccer Saturday, always seems like a bloody nice bloke. Get him on that plane. (Dan***)
Waiting to board plane. Whole team watching duke v. Purdue except for kyle korver watching internet tv feed of nothern iowa. Loyal to iowa (Lockedo*******)
The Doctor was loaded onto a military plane with 25 armed guards and flown to the Valiant, a giant floating ship in the clouds.* (WantAJe*******)
Ronald Brice, 72, identified as person who died in Table Rock Lake plane crash. (Kspr****)
Angels and Demons makes me wanna hop on a plane to Rome. I wonder if there's really all these conspiracies. (Mobli****)
Flying a plane is a lot like riding a bike. It's just harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. (Sirtho*****)
Flying a plane is no harder than riding a bicycle; just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. (EyeCand*******)
I've heard stories that in the 60s, Bol-anons kneel down whenever a plane passes by. They thought twas a flying crucifix. (Zimmbo******)
Arriving in Sandspit, they used a van and the snow plow to block the wind so the passengers exiting the plane wouldn't blow over. Nice! (Bull****)
I want to get on a jet-plane (private), go to a beach-front villa in Malindi, and sip on fruit punch. THE WHOLE DAY! (Nig***)
Is leaving on a jet plane this morning for Montego Bay Jamaica. leaving this brutal weather behind! Minus 21 as I write this! (Timothy******)
Came home from south lake tahoe, only to get on a plane to Vegas. Guh! (Brainof******)
I put on my blue suede shoes and i boarded the plane, touchdown in the land of the delta blue, in the middle of the pouring rain (Kaleigh*******)
I can hear my parents arguing outside as Dad teaches Mama abt email. Very amusing. It's like me teaching a tennis racket how to fly a plane. (Prince******)
My lungs are rebelling after spending 4 hours breathing dry, recycled air. Airborne, water, humidifier, back on a plane tomorrow. (Shinyspe*******)
Got hooc ups on 6flag, knotts, universal studios, disneyland, raging waters, plane, bus ticcets, hit me up if u wanna fucc wit 1 (Im2**)
Abu Dhabi Fund Director Search Continues After Glider Crash. Was he in the plane in the first place? (Lai***)