60 External CommentsDin at Standard Grill - jammed, even on this rainy Monday night! Btw, killer frites. (Freshta*******)
Ma homegurl od jammed ma finger wen she swung da broom at me. I'm mad she had a broom for carpet tho0. Its (Yung****)
And this door lock. jammed. Second time this week. And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave. (Anya_my*******)
Wow! That 10 ways to die show is really something! Guy puts his leg in jammed wood chipper -.- (Bruuta******)
I wonder how many copy machines and printers have jammed today because of March Madness brackets? (Matt_*****)
Jammed my new CD player in the car. Pretty drive to Eureka for refingerprinting. Working the US Census. Up early tomorrow. Bad part of work. (Dovel*****)
Great to be a teacher! Taught fretless bass, sang Dio with a student band, jammed some modal theory, and worked on 2 over 4 polyrhythms. (Markgrun*******)
Just checked on Jessica Watson. She's almost back to Australia! She has jammed around the globe! (Samur*****)
Once a year I get on a serious Morbid Angel kick; jammed Covenant & Formulas earlier. and Covenant again now. Guess it's MA season. (Apf***)
The patio door got jammed against mansons cage and i couldnt get out. thank god shaun was here so i could bang on the window to wake him up (_heid****)
New running shoes = intense training after i recover fully. For now, i shall stick to jogging. Sprinting in the morning jammed me in the LT. (Anpu***)
Just slayed the jammed-paper-copy machine dragon. feeling pretty good right about now. (Presb*****)
Says: Yesterday I had the coolest day in my life. And 24 hours later, my laptop's battery charger got jammed and it won't work. :( (Jlog****)
Sterling says how on 9/11, ppl jammed into SMPA to watch TV news coverage about the terrorism. For Kennedy, it was car radios (SMPA***)
Gwu prof Sterling says how on 9/11, ppl jammed into SMPA to watch TV news coverage about the terrorism. For Kennedy, it was car radios (SMPA***)
Cambridge ontario here i come! hit the gym already, got a oil change for the old bumper car and jammed pack night of ufc! awesome day (Jeffnu******)
I love my pink iPod so much. she is my new love :) & all these throwbacks will get jammed to at work today! (2finger*******)
Someone collapsed at tamp mrt and the way to exit e gantry is jammed! Becoz of the kaypoh tampines people. Stopping n looking! (Tore***)
My f**king dvd rw is jammed. haha. have not getting anymoney but already broke my tools. (Tjong****)
The printer that I have loved for so long has now turned on me and is insisting that there is jammed paper . don't lie to me Lexmark (Lisamc*****)
I stuck a cd in my mom's car cd player and it jammed. My mom thinks I broke her cd player- when it was probably broken to begin with. (Crapfo*****)
Four champagne colored Land Cruisers just drove by in front of us and the President of Burundi is in one of them. Now traffic is jammed. (Esther******)
We just jammed for an hour with a guy who used to play with Bruce Springsteen. No big deal. (TheBenR******)
Nowplaying born to run - bruce springsteen "the highway jammed with broken heroes." (BoboKe*****)
I tried to record it a while back. Got about a third way through and the DVD/HD recorder jammed so i never saw the end of it =( (Marj***)
College kids are great. There is a paperback book jammed in the feeder on top of one of the copiers. (Cama***)
Was told about techno stress today. Its stress from technology such as exploding printers, jammed copiers, and carple tunnel syndrome. (And_****)
Cabela's Dangerous Hunts won't let us hunt the most dangerous game . "Jammed!" (Bra***)
Using my letter opener to coax wadded paper and staples out of a jammed - and unplugged! - shredder. Like a chimp at a termite mound. (Blond*****)
Youremember wen we could use the "my locker is jammed so i can't turn in my hmwk" excuse? Then we got new lockers. :( (B_Witchi*******)
Lovely is here with his magic paperclip, trying to fix my Apple laptop- 2 CDs jammed in it. Won't boot. Good luck with that Mr! (VCurrent*******)
Well. took the big blue pill. it jammed in the back of my throat causing a nice gag reflex reaction, but I got it down, for now. (Gypsy*****)
AM Bible Rdg & 30 min cardio & 30 min lower body strength! Jammed this AM 2 sum Detroit House! (EmDeeS*****)
Traffic JAMMED Westbound U. S. 60 from Crismon Rd. to Ellsworth Rd. due to that serious crash. Medical helicopter transporting patient. (MarcyT******)
Blackberry trackerball crisis over. tip: record cleaner. stops it getting jammed. (Cherry*****)
Was sitting outside playing the guitar when a guy named John with a 1932 Washburn guitar joined me. He jammed while I played and sang. Fun. (Dirkjo*****)
Evidently, HP printers suffer from false "jammed paper" messages. It is actually a driver issue or sometimes, a "feed roller' problem. (C_pal*****)
Home from a Lil rally mission. One close call with the gear box, but managed to get it un-jammed (Brandon*******)
Xray showed his finger was only jammed, thk God, but they still had 2 numb & push it back n2 place. OMG!! They r wrapping it now & we r dun (K2sm****)
A cooncar has that new Whitney Houston Cd jammed in the cd changer (Pha***)
Slapped on some aero bars (which are too short) and jammed my saddle way forward. Need to tweak the saddle some more. (Shorel******)
Right on! narada lives in sf north bay, ceo managed him, our pr gal jammed w/him on fiddle. wanna come to hf10? (HarmonyF*******)
AsH! Pray all police radars are jammed between atlanta and tally. (4EverM******)
Np Truth Be Told - Tal Wilkenfeld. Mad Auzzie Bass player. She's only 24 but has jammed with Herbie Hancock, Jeff Beck, Chick Corea etc. (JusBla*****)
Wha! The Hoodoo just left Madison Music Foundry. That were we reherse. You should come in a jammed with us:) Next time.. (AWA**)
My 50mm sigma macro has jammed and won't extend when i flick the switch from limited to full. do I hit it or is it repair shop time (C_Ge****)
Did you see any of the L. A. protest pics? no matter the number it was jammed pack people for blocks in all directions. Way huge (Larrydh*******)
Someone jammed a mini-disc in my iMac's CD drive. No, I'm not kidding. Augh. (Industry*******)
Fixing a jammed printer is as easy as removing the strip of air gun nails that magically got jammed in the most hard-to-reach spot. (Nurs****)
Poor munchkin wiped out on his bike, the pedal jammed into his leg. He handled it very well, only tears were mine after I got him in the tub (Stju***)
Wellp me and the girl im working with jammed the photo printer and don't know how to fix it.. And the mean manager is in tmrw with me.. (Guido****)
Classic Pooh! Jammed his nose in another honeypot! (Tell-all bio of former NBA point guard Pooh Richardson.) (Teamhen******)
Allergies killing. Nose feels like some1 jammed black pepper infused ostrich feathers up my nose (TheNut*****)
Save the sofa-bed bar jammed in my back, my dad's grandfather clock clanging & thermostat set 78, I cld sleep in all morning--so comfy! (DANDAV******)
The Network Hub was jammed packed today with entrepreneurs willing to share our stories and learn from the more experienced counterparts. (LaurieK******)
Cat toy making is hard. So far, I've jammed my sewing machine, stabbed myself with a pin, and pulled out stitches from overzealous stuffing. (ArtFai******)
Hey hey whatcha mean? weird? i write for male artists all the time. it's called HITS. aaliyah's writers were guys and they JAMMED (Medici******)
My lips is on fire ! Marie head bud me && my poor lip jammed into my braces (8tee****)
My knees won't let me sleep. Feels like a knife is jammed between my tibia and kneecap :/ (Dutchy*****)
Gyroscope, eh? It's like the Wii Motion Plus jammed into an iPhone. Should make for some cool games! (Geoffm*****)
