60 External CommentsYou know the economy is really bad when they have to close the hooker/transvestite shoe store on Hollywood Blvd. (Jad**)
My mom sd it was fine so im wearing my "hooker red" shoes with my spring dress! (French******)
White pumps are a sign of a true hooker. Brb gotta go to the shoe store :P (Anto****)
Nowplaying gta:vice city. I think I'll get me a hooker then run her over and take my money back. (51imt*****)
Quote of the day: "Makes me want to shove a hooker into a trash compactor" (Taylor******)
I am listening to Hooker John Lee - I'm In The Mood (with Bonnie Raitt) most likely in shuffle mode. (Schiz*****)
D'neil is unhappy with my hooker joke :( 1g4topeka Google fiber makes you regular! (Jareds******)
Piano hooker shoes and a unicorn duo running with the wind on your belt buckle. (Thejes******)
Chloe question: why not hire a private detective instead of a hooker? Didn't they get "Magnum PI" in Canada? (Dmsm***)
Vita brevis. And so is the effing weekend. Monday, why must you come faster than a 15 yo boy paying a 40 yo hooker? (Siegem*****)
Perfume bottle just exploded all over me. Now I smell like a hooker. (Hayleyw******)
I've spent the last 2 hours enjoying Ray Charles, Cab Calloway, Aretha Franklin, James Brown, John Lee Hooker & The Blues Brothers. ;~) (Loch***)
Pearl necklace + reeses pieces + red lace + hooker lasso + japanese sushi conveyor belt + neon lights + cholula = my star sign (Ladylo******)
Skin tight jeans tucked into hooker boots. And the GIANT gold earrings. Your applying at a conservative womans store, not a street corner. (Shell*****)
Cool, the auto parts store has a "Handy Hooker" Circuit Tester. They sure do come in handy (Tar***)
Overheard on the 71: "It smells cheap, that new perfume smells like hooker trash. Pass that on to Elizabeth Arden, she should know." (Ksoel****)
Unloaded a truck like a boss. used the pallet jack like a boss. sit in my chair like a boss. stabbed a hooker like a boss. (Blaine******)
Or more daring "The hooker (see expense line 4) asked me to buy some yoghurt, breadsticks, and a mylar balloon" (Paulr*****)
Buying Perfect Dark Zero is like sleeping with a Russian hooker. It's so cheap but it will only lead to regret and self-loathing. (Whatchab*******)
Great to see original star trek and tj hooker people there, altho i'm guessing this is from at least a year ago as farrah fawcett is alive! (Westd****)
Blonde hair + fur coat = hooker. Just sayin'. I guess it's sweet to look cheap and filthy these days. Woohoo. (PrfctPin*******)
It's hard getting gravy stains out of fur coat that your hooker was wearing at denny's. chicken fried steak my ass!! (Sandm****)
Wearing my hooker moccasins. did native americans wear a similar style when they were turning tricks? (Yayits*****)
Remember kids: "Always take down your Christmas decorations by New Years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God." - Dean Winchester (Quasi****)
Hooray! Have fun! Don't forget to collect lots of hooker trading cards! (Littlemi*******)
Sweet! I found skinny jeans, knee high boots and a clean shirt. can now buy cat food looking like a hooker not bridesmaid on walk of shame. (Topher******)
Hooker hunting in downtown hamilton. so sketchy! just saw one with a leg brace. they are all so nasty! (Clark****)
Jus copped the new pennies they look rose gold, like a hooker in the winter, them hoes cold - (Airli*****)
I jus got da new penny's dey look rose gold like a hooker in da winter dem hoes cold (MrSm****)
Just cop'd the new penny's look rose gold. Like a hooker in the winter them hoes cold! (ItsQs*****)
Spn100 "You should take your christmas decorations down after new years or you get filleted by a hooker from god" (Nancy*****)
Dean: "Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Years' or you might get filleted by a hooker from God." (Mturn****)
Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Years or you might be filleted by a hooker from God. (Banan*****)
Marie Osmond- you scare the crap out of me with your giant hooker hair and deer-in-the-headlights eyes. (Color*****)
My sheer pantyhose ripped on me while I was at work in a trashy-hooker way so I had to toss them in the restroom & now my legs r frezing (Shesso*****)
You hooker I'm just being me at the beach I went with Jimmy and we took the boombox. In Thalia's words "estuvo fun" (Fidelm******)
Then. you need those thigh high boots you were talking about. to round out the hooker look!! :) (Iluvsm******)
Fashion tip of the day 1: Unless u work as a hooker or a stripper, thigh high boots r NEVER appropriate attire!! (Sexyblu******)
Nowplaying Buddy Guy, John Lee Hooker, Tommy Tucker, John Mayall's Bluesbreakers and Ten Years After. Hear more great artists like these at (1Ra***)
Why are you wearing a dollar tree makeup kit? Red lipstick and blue eyeshadow? U look like a hooker on lee street. (Mstha****)
O because a short tight skirt and red satin pumps with black lace trim doesn't make you look like a hooker at all (Yoke***)
Damn!! its time to re-oder some more contacts already geez i go threw a boxof contact lenses like a hooker go through a box of condoms (Jareez*****)
I have to buy some Microsoft points. the hooker boots on my avatar need to go. (MegsFr*****)
Everyone knows that's how H. P. Lovecraft died. Hooker MongolianDeathWorm gone wrong. (BenHeck******)
Blues - muddy waters john lee hooker george thourougood&the deleware destroyers sex pistols greenday queen latifa eric clapton (HORNY2T*******)
Fyi: wordpress blows more than a hooker and i'm already a whiz at pshop, illus, indesign & flash that i thought dweaver would be easystreet. (Bella****)
Miley Cyrus good call on not wearing red lipstick to keep ur young look I think the hooker heels and the black fringe "skirt" totally help 2 (Smeggi******)
Music Collection part 5: Holly Cole Trio, Hottie and the Blowfish, Interpol, James taylor, Jethro Tull, John Lee Hooker, Jon Secada (Mark***)
I don't keep my Baby Powder in the bathroom, I keep it in my spice rack, where it belongs. Right next to the Dead Hooker Paste. (Whisk****)
Def just saw a dude pay for a hooker with coins exchanged from coinstar in food lion. that's classy (Thevul*****)
Harry sets up sutton - john lee hooker/ miles davis/ taj mahal/ roy rogers (BluesC******)
Listenin to the blues. howlin wolf BB king johnny lee hooker muddy waters. yall don't kno nun bout this. pops got me hooked (MsCour******)
Standing in line and can't stop staring at this girls boots. Hooker boots. Seriously? (Laish****)
Barbie doll idea copied from Lilli (a mini fashion doll). Lilli was actually a famous German's cartoon-character hooker in the postwar era. (William*******)
New show with: kyle b just played: burning hell - canned heat and john lee hooker - hooker 'n heat(capitol) (Wtul_pl******)
Tryin to have a John Lee Hooker moment, but its not working out so well. Ugh. I need a new turn-table. (Choco****)
A few more weeks and I will be with the hooker, Hilma Hooker - Sunken drug boat in Bonaire! (Manate******)
Except for that hooker in china who was a man! Damn he was hot!! I mean oppss! *scrubs body with Ajax and wire brush!* (CamelC*****)
Lulu says it to Dante in a towel making fun of some dirty hooker. (Mjgc****)
Watching Born on The 4th of July with DH and 3 DSs and had 2 walk out of the room cuz TC just went upstairs with a hooker! Lol! *embarassed* (Patti*****)