Heidi - USA

Is it just me or does Heidi Fleiss look like a 65 year old washed up version of Alice Cooper? (Terry*****)

Using my Lorenzo Lamas Laser Pen, I've highlighted a few imperfections on Heidi Montag that plastic surgery could fix. 1) Her Personality (Unemplo*******)

Heidi Montag's face doesn't move at all. Her mouth and eyes move, but nothing else. Totally bizarre. (Rapp****)

We don't need to know this math, say heidi, we have calculators and microwaves. (LizRo*****)

On this day in 1992 The Heidi Chronicles opened in the Cremorne Theatre featuring Andrew McFarlane (QP**)

Ngomong2 masalah buku : God of small things, wimpy kid, alice in wonderland, Hamlet, call me by ur name, Heidi, etc. blum klar baca (--'') (Fli**)

Heidi lost her table tennis contest. If so. I wouldn't be very optimistic. Mine is on Wednesday, hope I 'KO' those 7th grade little gits!! (Judy****)

They would shoot guns and often wore camouflage, according to Mrs Brugger and her daughter, Heidi Wood. (By golly, gee whiz! Mwuhahahahaha!) (Vaxen****)

Just saw the sneek peek to the new season of the hills. heidi looks gross way to much surgery.! (April_mo*******)

Ugh. pissed. The Hills is and always will be my favorite show. but Spencer's a wackjob, Heidi looks freaking retarded, Lauren was the best, (LaurenAs*******)

Just saw the preview for the last season of the hills . what tha hell did heidi do to her faceel ? (Ms_wa*****)

OMG tha final season of The Hills looks good. Heidi was like "ru sayn I dnt look good?" & her mom was like "mayb u should rephrase da . tion" (PrettiT_*******)

Omg, why heidi on the hills had her so calld 3.0 surgery, really sweetie thts nt tite, you look scary now, cnt wait till the hills come bak! (Brielle******)

Heidi's water pump-Baby in pain, having hot flashes-She's still in surgery, they expect her 2 B in recovery & back on rd by 2morrow (QianaN*****)

Ashton Kutcher, Leona Lewis, Heidi Klum, Tom Brady, P Diddy and so many more celebrities signatures (Elliene*******)

FINALLY taking the shop class for my little Bernina (Heidi) today. I know, bad sewist: it's the 1st thing to do when you buy a new machine! (Serendip*******)

E is delusional. D has no interest in short, sparkly maternity wear a la Heidi Klum. (Cal_AZ_*******)

I dont agree with you, michael kors, nina garcia, and heidi klum. (Armorpl*******)

Lopez said Heidi Montag can't jog cuz she has so much silicone, she might melt like tupperware. Oh and get a boy dog (Pj4***)

Feels bad about the current drama circling the band.. Bros over Hoes (unless you're called Heidi) - sorry Livs. :( (MadHatte*******)

Sad. Wanted it to work out for u to celebrate Heidi's bday at Sunda tom., but no response. Unusual for them; must be slammed. (Nlierh*****)

Oh! Can I also have a fantasy afterlife with a Nikon d90? I am likin' it . Can my next life also include Heidi Klum PP abs? (Muchlov*******)

Observation: Heidi Montag looks like those girls in White Chicks. You know, the ones played by men. (Jordann*******)

Nope, that's Heidi Klum. But she DID go out with David Copperfield, who should be able to make wrinkles. vanish! (Soo***)

Happier than a seagull with a french fry - heidi heidi ho - not that kinda ho but a ho ho not to be confused with the walk of shame ho (Moba***)

Morning roundup: Kenny Rogers backstage, Heidi Montag poolside; Pitt's parents . (_Ven***)

Awh! heidi and i found out the info on the doberman we get to foster today! i'm so excited. (Dechan*****)

Heidi montag is 1 bad collagen treatment from being a blow up doll. (TommyW******)

Just watched a very old verison from Heidi. The characters even had a Swiss dialekt. Lot of fun to watch/hear that! (FunN****)

Que le paso a Heidi Montag ahora que se acabe The Hills se cambiara a The Girls Next Door? (Jesusb*****)

Getting set to hear Heidi Baker, who with her husband are doing some amazing work in Mozambique. (Hyep***)

But I heard the old drummer from Killing Heidi might be joining them. They supported Fleetwood Mac's tour :) (Hal**)

Sunday concert sched: toby keith 9:15 brooks & dunn 7:30 - 8:45 jason aldean 6:00 - 7:00 heidi newfield 4:45 - 5:30 (PBH***)

Heidi's new Fendi glasses came in today. Tortoise shell with green. Hot! (Cascade*******)

Maybe you should send the client pictures of Joan Rivers and Heidi Montag with the caption: Is this what you're going for? (ZiolkoA*******)

Kesha wants to b like Gaga, Heidi Montag wants to be like Joan Rivers, and Justine Bieber wants to be like Ellen why can't ppl b themselves? (Kenna*****)

Cant wait for the city/the hills.. ill heidi killed it with her new look yuck! can you say JOAN RIVERS haha (Jane****)

Well Heidi looks like she is selling the chaise lounge we have a customer coming to look at it. (Martin******)

Maybe making heidi a slingshot wasn't the best idea. watch out albany! (Aedens******)

Heidi Montag has so many plastic parts she should change her last name to Maytag. (Joesc*****)

I saw premiere the back-up plan online - heidi klum, leah remini, cesar millan, noreen de wulf, alan poul, alex o'loughlin & jlo (Talki****)

Don't forget the XFL, Roseanne Barr, and Heidi Montag's boob job, along with the Caps. (Lcat***)

Heidi got that Brad Pitt chin!! I bet she could open wine bottles with that!! (Deeja*****)

Heidi Montag looks like a floatie pool toy. A really scary one. /via (Kyram*****)

Heidi Fleiss's lips look like they've been thru a meat grinder. Ick (Vash_dn******)

Remember TV history was made when NBC cutaway from the jets-raiders game in 69 to show Heidi. Since then tv networks dont cutaway to other (Jrhocke*******)

Tales from the Crypt Heidi. lol!? If she isn't a walking advertisement NOT to do drugs I don't know what the hell is~YIKES! :O (Maryfk******)

She-ra, los pitufos, los thunder cats, x-men, heidi, candy, jem, animaniacs (Angeli******)

The level of food styling in our cookbooks is unachievable for most. Seeing Heidi Klum in a Victoria Secret catalogue is a similar example. (Design******)

Yes I would if I was Heidi Klum. I'd probably just walk around naked all the time and say what? I'm German! (Laura*****)

Matt preston "youre out" -- i think hes taken tips from heidi klum (DontCall*******)

I just finished my research paper!! Yeah it was on VS and Heidi Klum. Haha. (Krys****)

I have very bad news, orpah got an emp, tom cruise lost his throwing knife, but he did find heidi klum camping with an mp5. (Pele****)

Note to PETA - you can stop attacking Heidi Klum: she actually said she was going clubbing WITH Seal. (SonOfP*****)

Nowplaying Rapture- Blondie/ ever notice tht Heidi Klum n Michelle Pfeiffer looks like Blondie? (Luckych******)

I don't care how nice your body is. Heidi Klum would be mortified by that! (Sweetli******)

Got something to wear. Forgot about my Heidi Klum amazingness. Thank you for perfect maternity clothes. :) Leaving now. (Allyy****)

Did you see Heidi Klum without makeup? Honey, you never have had makeup on in any of your pics. Think about it.! :) (BA77****)

Favourite quote from the Cosmo Heidi Klum intetrview. "You have to fully try before you give up"-Heidi Klum (Dacoolk******)

Read May Cosmo interview w/Heidi Klum & Essence interview w/ Jill Scott yesterday. Liked the writing styles. Didn't know Jill was a new mom (Dacoolk******)