60 External CommentsA wooden bowl of Christmas clementines. These are VOMITED across our limestone floor. (Johnnief*******)
Straight faces pls. I like Floris Limes, but now it's Xmas I want to smell of clementines instead, without eating them all the time. Advice? (Bengol*****)
Hahaha - that's brilliant. "A wooden bowl of Christmas clementines. These are vomited across our limestone floor." (Nmkrob*****)
Curry, red wine, clementines, my son, my husband, my dog, my family. Happy holidays. x (Pixe****)
Someone could stubblefield the trophy and Tarantino could shoot clementines at them from a tennis ball machine. (MikeHo******)
Getting paid to eat clementines and watch Twin Peaks. My job's okay sometimes. (Mmeg***)
Usually I am the one giving advice. This evening I am taking some of my own. Living today as if I might not wake up tomorrow. clementines x (Iamchlo******)
Today I gave all of my clementines to a homeless woman. It felt good, but I think it would feel better right now to have a clementine. (PhotoS******)
Why are oranges called clementines? I thought they were just called oranges.. (Dalia_G*******)
Dallas is 194 miles from me, and red bull and clementines are gonna get me there. (Hueyx*****)
Can I sub clementines for tangerines in your dads metabolism boosting green tea? Can't find tangerines anywhere! (507l***)
I just made a frankly vulgar 4 cheese mac and cheese and now I feel ill. Clementines maybe? (Hatw***)
Is strongly addicted to clementines and one direction specifically Harry. (Laurenv******)
I no longer have a relationship with kiwi, clementines, watermelon, or grapes. We're taking a break. WhyHathYouForsakenMe!? (Fran_KFl*******)
Pretend you're a bus driver by waving to your workmates EVERY time you see them. jaffa clementines (Pdiddyw*******)
President Burundi has banned all export of clementines because of great taste. What UK export to ban? Custard creams? Liquorice allsorts? (Jeminl*****)
Sweet Clementines!! . this is why i had reservations bout this trip. phone died 2 hrs ago & no one seems to know where the spot is. wel . (Violasb*******)
All I've eaten today is French toast, 2 clementines and a peanut butter sandwich and I'm not really hungry o. O (Bambi_*****)
Ever since told me clementines have calories its a hard decision on whether I should go downstairs and get some, boo you whore (LizzieMu*******)
Trying to eat healthier so I grab a couple clementines and when I was peeling them, they squirted in my eyes (FOmal*****)
The difference between Mandarines, Tamgerines, Clementines and Satsumas i will never know, they're all oranges to me tbh (Anab_****)
My mum bought me Toy Story clementines, they have stickers on them. I don't care how old I am I was mad excited! (Pictureo*******)
Im gonna go get some clementines from downstairs and try to sleep again. i have to go to a pool party with my mom today. (Hwa***)
I draw the line when it comes to very pasty white girls fake tanning and looking like the clementines in my fruit bowl. (Bongek*****)
One of the best things I did this summer was decide to eat clementines and nutella (Princes*******)
These Strawberries and Clementines from Tesco tastes Divine. Midnight snacking. (Beva***)
There's something strange about eating clementines when it's not winter. (YouriH******)
I just ate 9 clementines. NINE in like 7 minutes. Instagram of half the peels to come shortly. (Aren****)
No matter how many times you wash your hands after you hand peel a clementine they will still smell like clementines. (Shay****)
My room smells like rotten clementines, , I tried to eat them all, but a few went bad before I could. Hahaha. (LindsayV*******)
Oranges should be peelable like clementines and tangelos. Makes no sense (ElliS****)
Can someone explain once and for all what the difference is between mandarins, oranges, clementines, satsumas etc is? (Dexs_lab*******)
Clementines are so cute. Just these teeny weeny delicious oranges. I just wanna draw faces on them and hurdle them at people. (Katieis*******)
Gotta get something to eat first. Chicken wings? Pasta? A bag full of clementines? (ArleneA******)
K my mom hid the clementines from me alright i see how it is guess ill go eat some ice cream instead ill blame u for my obesity bye (Candr*****)
Clementines + lights = fire hazard so you should be thanking me for saving mount (Helh***)
My hands smell like the clementines I ate an hour ago. Not sure if I'm liking it or not (Asacc****)
Er im calling my mom now to go to the grocery store! Publix always has some bomb ass clementines! (Rachele******)
A few weeks to wait for satsumas to be at their best. If you can't wait try clementines (Linda*****)
To the elves* Can I have some tea please. *hesitantly* And do you have any clementines? (ChloeLe******)
Heroism is driving a cab and due to fast, ignoring my Tesco finest Clementines and the half open Diet Coke! (Shelfsi*******)
BroTag you and clementines team name should me lementine . Or lemeny. Like lemontime c: (Jdp**)
Ergh my mams trying to load me up with oranges and satsumas and clementines (Annalou*******)
Came home & mum was like 'I bought some fruit thea, dunno whether they're clementines or oranges though' only a few people will understand (Fifigot******)
Opossums do climb trees, can play possum, eat clementines and live for only 4 years. Take that! (Sita****)
Clementines are always a safe bet too. Maybe I just need more practice with the oranges. :) (Prettyen*******)
Take a break from studying this evening, and bring your friends to Clementines for Trivia night! (UFie***)
So espnu is showing FSWho and Clementines. Why not an instant classic Hurricane vs GT game?? (Bigph*****)
I'm not thinking the clementines & I ate walking to the bar was enough vitaminC to beat cold season (Lant****)
Just wait 'till later today clementines gonna be like "omg omg mac barbie said she loved me ahh omg omg " (XEmilySt*******)
Clementines taste of Christmas. Now I want mince pies smothered in clotted cream. Surely mid-Nov is a good time to start eating Xmas food?! (Julia****)
That time of year when 3 balanced meals a day becomes a box of clementines. Yum (Alexand******)
For lunch my brother asked for, pizza, clementines, blue berries & fresh tomato.. Like Ew?? (Stefanio*******)
Well it's done now, you'll go to bed earlier tonight. yeah. I know for the clementines. it's addictive (Lysal*****)
Watching Love Actually and eating clementines. Probably gonna cry hahaha (Xbe***)
Bought a case of clementines; 3yo took one piece and said it was disgusting. guess DH and I have a lot of clementines to eat! (Notacoup*******)
I'm super addicted to clementines all of a sudden and I can't stop eating them (Codyjen******)
Just finished episode 4. Thanks for making me depressed. I'll eat Clementines hat if it (somehow) has a happy ending. (George0******)
I could easily finish a bag of clementines in one day. maybe even 2! clementine love! (Purple*****)
Bad clementines = no reason to be alive. You shouldn't have even got outta bed this morning. (Matt_K*****)