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A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana. (MoneyG******)
Just saw trash walking his baby in a front holding baby bjorn smoking a cigarette. Some people weren't meant to have kids. (Soselfa*******)
Pathetic America: As seen on TV - A fat guy smoking a cigarette hoding a sign stating "Health Care Now". Socialism rewards the undeserving. (WealthV******)
Kickbutts2010 The fibers of a cigarette filter contain alkaloid residues including nicotine. A danger to the animals that eat them (Kickbut******)
One thing I don't like about going out- my naturalhair reeks of cigarette smoke! (HairGar******)
This movie funny as two clowns smokin a cigarette through their ears while ridin' a pony backwards (Seymour*******)
So I check into my hotel this afternoon - nice fresh clean room. I return after meetings - totally stinks of cigarette smoke! (DaveM****)
I'm nobody's mother; just don't want this last cigarette to be over. (Wess****)
I just got out of bed just to smoke me a cigarette. does that make me a nicotine fein? nevermind. dont answer that. i dont care. (Joann*****)
One of the biggest sins is leaving a whole load of shit and cigarette butt in the toilet for others to find. (Iami***)
Ave Maria and a cigarette on a foggy street with a car that could break any minute . I should stop (HarryVi*******)
Less cool version of a hipster: nightly cigarette on a curb in pasadena.. with an ipod instead of an iphone. womp womp. (Kristin******)
There is something about smoking a cigarette with a white filter that makes me feel classy. (GAYle*****)
Dont wanna kiss Dont wanna touch Just smoke one cigarette more Dont call my name. (Marshall*******)
I just realized my last cigarette was on Saturday and I didn't miss it. But of course I crave one right now. (Phuny****)
SometimesiWonder Why do we say we smoke? The cigarette or blunt is doin the smokin, we're inhaling! (Bbb1***)
I wanna download a goddamn cigarette! This internet ain't shit (Axlva****)
Can't sleep because someone was smoking a cigarette outside my window and now my whole room smells like smoke. thanks, jerk. (Brit****)
Girls who stand in the club holding a cigarette in there hand trying to be sexy. You're not sexy lol (ShaRWei******)
Blind date at steak&shake friday night at 10. Look for the girl outside smoking a cigarette. GULP! (Evil****)
People like cigarette smokers abuse their own body cells. This can make the cells rebel and become a cancer. Then the whole body may die. (Bem***)
With the cheers or our glasses, cigarette in hand, lets say goodbye to the miserable existance. you and me bro, til the end of time (Whispe******)
I'm not your babe Fernando don't wanna kiss don't wanna touch just smoke my cigarette and hush, don't call my name by Fernando. (Eistru*****)
See i don't know if u get it yet. he's like a lighter to my cigarette (Taylor******)
I am the only person on the bus. Even the driver is out having a cigarette :/ (Itsdan*****)
Smoked a hand rolled cigarette and it's horrible, won't do that again. I don't know how people do it. It's cheaper than packs because. (JoshJ****)
Um Question for you guys. is it a good sign when he says."Baby, after that, I need a cigarette." (Morn***)
All that we ever do. is play in the sheets. then smoke us a cigarette. and go back to sleep sleep slep (CAPToft*******)
Cigarette break YES I know i'm suppose 2 b done but this time of yr hard. (Flawless*******)
Black dress with the tights underneath, I've got the breath of her last cigarette on my teeth. (Italia******)
I haven't had a single dragg from a cigarette in 8 years and I still miss the butane taste from the 1st drag of a zippo lit smoke (Marcy*****)
It's like a cigarette It's something that i do. Once in a while but between me and you. (Cwgrl****)
A cigarette butt in the play ground is just a cute little sign saying, "asshole was here". (Dadand******)
Software formula breakthrough. A cigarette seems an appropriate celebration, can of coke will have to do. (Iusere******)
Back in the mix at Fuel. Feels good :) - minus the cigarette smokers. 50 peeps in the building, 49 smoke! Boo Thanx I like 2nd hand smoke :( (Dj2**)
Shouldn't exposing an asthmatic child to nearly constant cigarette smoke qualify as abuse? (Angmnyar*******)
Mad men, mad men, mad men, mad men. the only show that makes me want to have a cigarette, whiskey, and an affair with a married man. (Skab****)
S/O to dude smoking a cigarette with winter gloves on in the middle of spring (RozyLa*****)
And you have no right whatsoever to read what is written inside. It is a very ungentlemanly thing to read a private cigarette case. (WildeW*****)
When do I wish I had a mother of pearl cigarette case? Why, when I've left my smokes in a pool of gravy, since you ask. (Johnbri*******)
Btw, my cigarette case, which i bought from Italy, is "The Clash" themed. lol. (Geena_******)
Bring me my Japanese cigarette case, bring a mirror to my face, oh, let all my memories be gone (Satwiko*******)
Joe has equipped Security Uniform. +1 Intimidation against all cigarette smoking enemies. +1 Enmity from all mokes. +10 to Sexiness (Thefree*******)
Black Amethyst body spray and cigarette smoke. This brings back memories.:/ (Lili****)
Oh abd i get to pretend im smoking a super long cigarette holder lol my idea of course even though i dont smoke in reality (London******)
Reading on my porch. I would love to enjoy a cigarette with my book, however it seems my cigarette holder is emptier than I would prefer it. (Nectar*****)
Just saw like 75 y/o woman walking down the street with her smoking her cigarette through a cigarette holder (ShaunM*****)
Where is my cigarette holder when I need it? And there's never a gentleman around with a lighter, either. Civility is lost in this world. (Aesthe*****)
Probably not going to be able to expect my cigarette holder to arrive by Saturday, from China. Damn you, Mao. (Medeai*****)
If you build it at karma lounge now! 8pm. hookah bar. bring your cigarette holder cruella devil. (Curlyc*****)
A porn Noel Coward is a great idea though. Berobed. holding a cigarette holder, spitting out witty bon mots between effortless groin thrusts (Hoodedm******)
It feels like smoke curling up from a cigarette someone left burning on a baby grand piano (Jelon****)
Playing cards when I heard what happened I spilled my beer on my lap and dropped my cigarette. Then house caught on fire. (Robbey*****)
In desperate need of a cigarette/ broke/ must i walk around to bum one/ no i'm to lazy/ i sit in craving awaiting my magic box of cigarettes (XxArtS*****)
What is an "electronic cigarette cartridge" and why am I being told to buy it? (Rimesw******)
Quit smoking with electronic cigarettes | electronic cigarette: through out this particular article we will explore what exactly is a . (Denise*****)
Been doing brilliant with no smoking today, until i just read an email from my dad. He sends me a link to an electronic cigarette that might (Deja****)
I don't understand why anyone would want a disposible electronic cigarette. Waste of money if you ask me. (Robinw******)
Bought an electronic cigarette and it is actually rather good :) Me 1 - Smoking ban Nil !! (F4m1***)
