Child - USA

We read a book called "The Bernstain Bears and the Golden Rule" today. Ask your child if they remember the message of the book? (Sal***)

Time to get ready for Athens Starry Starry Night! Come support Prevent Child Abuse with US! (GASun****)

Oh My Gawd. My two year old just started pole dancing on the cat scratcher. Save me from this child when she's a teenager. (Prince******)

Been cooking all day and buing party supplies and hell liquor and vrew for the mi god child birthday (7126R*****)

Now Playing on Low Mercury: Joey Fehrenbach ''Runaway Child'' (from mellowdrama) (Groo****)

There is one young woman in the Virginia Tech crowd who was not loved enough as a child. (Grateg*****)

I would never let my child rock crocs. They could be gay, they could cross-dress, they could like animals. but they can't have crocs (Rnbd****)

So I guess those child bed rail things do exist for a reason. Woke up at 2am to a VERY loud thud & Stella crying. she fell out of her bed! (Justi****)

Doing this criminology home work -__ - but i do got destiny's child Christmas album on blast lmfao (Sw33t_im*******)

U know what i think? We should address child abuse in egypt in general. Its societal not just in schools. Its cultural. We think its alright (Nad***)

Wow nightmares. Heavy puzzle themes. In the dream I had nightmares since childhood & I went through therapy to realize it meant child abuse. (Paff***)

My favorite poster child of the left, butt-ugly Amy Bishop, is in the news again. (Res0****)

Someone please take this stupid fish tank away from me. Gawd, I'm such a child. (Vitt***)

Dear Baby Bjorn - how am I supposed to carry my child facing front w/o getting headbutted in the chin everytime he so much as blinks? thx. me (Domestic*******)

As soon as my child's old enough to press keyboard buttons down, it's doing my dictaphone transcribing for me (else it gets no tea) (Joe_m*****)

I'm the only "adult" wait for a child that's standing on the bench bc of these nasty things!! Urghh I'm freaking out inside (Adge***)

Shouldn't "Blue Lagoon" have been in violation of some major child obscenity laws? Considering Brooke Shields was only 15 at the time? (Prophec*******)

Why does Amtrak insist on charging you an arm, a leg, and your 1st born child?? (Stoke*****)

Removing child safety latches from cabinet doors results in accidental violence. (Cpha****)

Give your child a chance to decorate their booster seat with stickers, markers or paint. (KidsSt******)

We're in a pottery barn outlet and my mom looks like a child that is in disneyworld for the first time. (Yoursce*******)

YouLookLikeTheType to spend ur child support funds at Marshall's layaway (MsFour******)

Dear Lady at Sams, I want to punt your screaming child into a wood chipper. Kthxbai. (Megaloma*******)

And then I thought of how I ge my N in 57 more sleeps and my lacoste shoes come str8 from the suitcase in may and I'm a happy child again :) (Shmi****)

How is it possible that ur girl drives a Mercedes, u driving a Jaguar But you can't pay Child support. (Lusciou*******)

A husband n wife were fighting in front of their child. Husband-tu sali kuti. Wife-tu sala kuta Child-main sala puppy (Dibya****)

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. ~Josh Billings (MJTay*****)

YouLookLikeTheType that still wears those fleece onesie pajama suits. The same kind you buy for your 1 yr old child smh (ILion****)

Thing. Past a certain age, Benjamin's intelligence regresses to that of a child then infant, and his life is forgotten. I wonder if when we (Drdrtf*****)

Some of my favorite things: Smell of the morning dew, the feel of soft cotton against my skin, the smile on a infant child, & Heroin. (Tao_o*****)

Makin the decision to have a child -it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have ur heart go walking outside your body. -Elizabeth Stone (Latina*****)

Rawr I want to play Digimon World 1 and 3 now. I could never beat them as a child. (Rujut****)

The feeling you get when you see your child finally discover that he can read is incredible. I'll even overlook that it's captain underpants (Zbp***)

Been rolling around on my Heelys all day, getting laughed at and poked fun of. Hey suckas. I'm not ashamed of my inner child! ;-) (Crismo*****)

You have true religion jeans on and ur oystercard beeped for child pass (Ohsobr******)

This week ima buy a new xbox and pokemon soulsliver (DSi)! haha im such a child! (Home***)

Omdz south park is hilarious! "no, no that's ignorant. we i'm a child, let's play, let's go climb a tree he he" hahaha (Ashley*****)

Just got pet insurance for my third pit bull dog/child so she's covered and money isn't an object at the vet. Welcome to the pack Blanca! (Jtin***)

Dear lord, help me. harrison is getting a foothold on his crib rail. the child is 18 months. we don't want to move to a toddler bed yet! (MissMis******)

Dwight gooden dui? former pitcher charged with driving on drugs with child - global grind (blog) (Caritt*****)

I'm feelin like it's Christmas eve for a child, I'm so excited for my little patio to get started. i've been dreaming of it for 3 years (Rmende******)

Needed: Dresser and Childrens toys (Amity/McMinnville): We are starting child foster care and are in need of a Dresser and toys. I can. (Terminal*******)

Had a GREAT time playing for Child Life Week. It was a privilege to work with the heroes that staff the childrens hospital at Mayo Clinic. (Spindri******)

Reason 90 universal health care good: John Edwards' bastard child will be covered (Vaness******)

A child's art is perfect until it is corrupted by others view of what it should be. (Hottieb******)

Shouldn't exposing an asthmatic child to nearly constant cigarette smoke qualify as abuse? (Angmnyar*******)

Welcome to mhi/ mommy's helper in booth 1522with suction cup balance assist bar, child safety items, toilet training products (Hardwa******)

Youlooklikethetype of mom who wuld let ur child dress herself. weddin dresses & soccer shoes. where is she going? is she marrying bleach? (MoSoR*****)

Why does ur child have on a easter dress n soccer shoes?? mexicans! (G3tMoN******)

The child likes to sleep on her stomach. With her face planted directly on to the mattress. (Zch***)

So I def just wanted to BEAT every child in the youth choir at my church tonight! Smh. bada**brats (Singst*****)

Fixed new dish for fam. tonight. Child didn't touch it, hubby needed to add chicken nuggets. I am the Charlie Brown of cooking-Good Grief! (Violet_*******)

A broken soul with just a strand of love to show the world, Became a heartless child that holds a mask to her face. (Taysuff*******)

Weird creaking sound coming from outside . . . makes me think of a demon child on a rusty swing set . . . that sound needs to stop pronto. (Baller*****)

Amber Alert canceled for a Grant Co. boy; child safe. The 1 yr old boy was allegedly kidnapped in Quincy by his own father Hector Velasquez. (Kep***)

I think the found the worlds ugliest child to play on this episode of csi Miami! (Tranqui******)

Liveline lady concerned that if a child eats a yew tree branch they might die. Bleach, cosmetics, thermometer lobbies shaking (Sar***)

Heading out to buy a thermometer cause my sick child lost the only one we had :/aa (Nessa****)

I somewhat feel that it is unfair that the middle child's car is better than the newborn's. (Itmeans*******)

Do not say, 'It is morning,' and dismiss it with a name of yesterday. See it for the first time as a newborn child that has no name. Tagore (Eliza****)